Zufällig Article: The FAITH I have (chapter 1)

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posted by adaug

My name is Skeeter,Skeeter Johnson.I live in Mississippi with my mother,Jenna,And my father,Chris.My dream is to be a author.Today I went to my Friend's house for her charity.Her name is,Maybelle.
March,17,1961,
Maybelle:Skeeter!!I'm so glad Du made it!
Skeeter:Maybelle!I can't believe it!I haven't seen Du in a month!
That moment I wondered what the maids were saying
Elie:I'm gonna have to kill that Maybelle!
Faith:I know how Du feel,honey.
Elie:I never wanted this job,but I need money.
Skeeter:So girls,today I think I'm gonna try to get a job!
Joy:Oh?What kind of job do Du want?
Skeeter:A author!
That whole tabelle was quiet.
Skeeter:What?
Elise:Well we thought you'd want a...um...a...
Maybelle:A charity!!Like me!
Skeeter:Well,Not everyone can be like Du Maybelle.

Faith:So what are Du doing with Abilie?
Elie:Trying to get her potty trained but...Maybelle always takes her away during work.
Faith:I know...It's hard taking care of Babys when the moms don't enjoy the idea.

Maybelle:Well I know,Skeeter!I just thought you'd choose something more...Creative.
Skeeter:So...Writing a book isn't "Creative"?
Maybelle:Maybe you'd like to sit down,You're drawing a crowd.
Skeeter:Well,Am I?I think I should leave,since Du think Being An Autor isn't creative.Good bye.
I stood up and walked out that door and slammed it as hard as I ever could.

Elie:Oh!Finally someone is telling Maybelle off!
Maybelle:Back to work!
Faith:Yes Ma'am.
Maybelle:Not paying Du two to sit around and do nothing!
Faith:(mumbles)Not like Du pay us at all.
Elie:(Chuckles)Ha ha!
Maybelle:What was that Faith???
Faith:Nothing Ma'am.
Maybelle:(Walks out)

deathding and I-Luv-L like this

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Have Du Ever...?

posted by MovieManiac95

Are You MAD!?

-Jumped And Hit Nothing
-Fell UP The Stairs
-Eaten your hand
-Swallowed nothing but choked anyways
-Gone Without Blinking
-Scratched An Itch That Was Never There
-Craved Cake but ate cereal
-Wished to fly, but had wings all along
-Skipped Without Moving
-Talked without talking
-Looked at nothing
-Done ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
-Wished for school to be over, but miss it in the end
-eaten a cookie in your dream and tasted it

???????????????????????????

IF SO, LEMME KNOW :)
_________________________________________
If you're wondering what that was all about,
it was merely an introduction to my strange-ness,
and it's a...

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Zufällig facts bu are they true?

posted by karpach_13

Zufällig Facts but are They True?

The first couple to be shown in bett together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

Every Tag Mehr money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury

Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

Coca-Cola was originally green.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% ( now get this...) The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400

The average number...

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Zufällig Facts

posted by simpleplan

Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.

What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.

In 1386, a pig in France was executed Von public hanging for the murder of a child

The average person laughs 10 times a day!

12 newborns will be gegeben to the wrong parents daily, on average!

The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year

The storage capacity of human brain exceeds 4 Terrabytes

According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored Tag for self-destruction.

Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day.

The most money ever paid for a...

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Something to think about

posted by MissKnowItAll

I am the girl kicked out of her Home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could...

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song thats untitled- ( i wrote this WRITE THIS Sekunde on here.lol. please read)

posted by heavenly13

I dont undestand
i never did
and i guess i never will

i took a shot
i tried my best
to fiure Du out
i gues its the end

CHOUUS:
that was yourlast shot. i put all my trust in Du and Du let me down.i am not sorry. i wont forgive Du , its the end
so Du can put your fist down right now
its over,you had your shot, now heres mine. and now im saying goodbye...gooodbye

you broke my heart
all i wanted was a faher to love
when my mother died
you never cried
you just used the oppertuniy
to push me down

never wil Du burn me
or beat me
and call me wortless as Du push me down

CHOUUS:
that was yourlast shot. i put all my...

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Ways to be VERY annoying

posted by IsabellaMCullen

Whenever Du are Weiter bored, oder feel like being annoying, here are some cool things to do.

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

Insist that your E-Mail address begins with 'xena-warrior-princess' oder 'elvis-the-king'.

Every time someone asks Du to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put your garbage can on your schreibtisch and label it "IN."

Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their...

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To all those who have added me, mimifaith, and not had the favour returned

posted by mimifaith

I am sorry. I hate it when i have to do this, because i know that it's really silly! But the only reason why i wouldn't Fan anyone back, would be if they had joined the twilight saga club. I can see it on their Profil and i immediately go all prejudice against them.
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to Fan someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a Fan of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.

Which would lead me onto my Weiter reason...
If Du have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to Fan you.
However, if i can see that you're a Fan of 'Random' oder 'Harry Potter' oder 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will Fan Du back.

On the other hand, if Du are looking at this thinking that Du haven't done any of these things, then feel free to Fan me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx

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Oldest of memories from me and 3 Friends who need lives. XD

posted by MF114

EmptyInside: im late
Skrewwd: I feel wild
Skrewwd screams for the heck of it
WhoCares: A Tag dont go Von Du dont feel that way.
Skrewwd kisses Black, CC, and Luna full in the mouth for the heck of it
MentalBlackie gets shotgun
EmptyInside watches black for rea- nevermind xD
WhoCares grabs shotgun and her chiansaw
Skrewwd: O.o
MentalBlackie: IF Du do that again I'm gonna make BigMacs outta Du XD
EmptyInside just sits there
Skrewwd runs for the hills
EmptyInside: WOO NON-VIOLENCE!
EmptyInside: ...for once
WhoCares: No fair Black, I wanted to do that to him!!
MentalBlackie shoots
MentalBlackie: Well
MentalBlackie:...

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The no good part 1

posted by Kanji

Du turned to see a figure holding your Friends lifeless body. Du screamed and the figure saw Du and dissappered in the shadowy trees."Hey" Du screamed run to were the figure once was.you stopped and leaned over your Friends lifeless body Du started to cry and everything got blurry.you jumped as someone touched your shoulder.you spun around to see a guy a little older then Du with red eyes.you backed up and bumped into something else Du turned around to see your friend with the same red hungry eyes,smiling evilly."what the" Du murmured to your self backing up,the guy took Du Von your...

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~You would never know!!~

posted by nessienjake

Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
(Recent scientific research has has shown Duck's quacks DO echo, even though they are commonly thought not to because the echo can not be heard Von the human ear.)

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases Mehr energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

On average people fear spiders Mehr than they do death.

Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.

Thirty-five...

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UnExpected Liebe

posted by TOTALFan

WARNING:
SUPPOSE TO BE ANIME.YAOI.(GuyXGuy)
GUYXGUY STORY!!!
NOT BASED ON A TRUE STORY.

Paige was heading out to her car...but she saw Erek coming.

Paige:"Hey hun!"

Erek:"Hey P..."

Paige:"What's up?I was just gonna go to the mall with Sumer and Natalie."

Erek:"Yeah, Du told me."

Paige:"Why Du here then?"

Erek:"Oh, I was just gonna stop Von and tell Du I'm gonna be over and Jake's house tonight...and I Lost my cell so I couldn't text you."

Paige:"Alright babe.Thank you."

Erek:"No prob."
Paige and Erek kissed goodbye.
As Paige drove off Erek watched.
Jake came out out from nowhere...weird right?...

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Do Du think I'm a good writer?

posted by MegaNerd

This piece takes place on a strand in a mythical realm from the main character's point of view

Fallen Wars

As I watch the moon begin to rise over the horizon, the waves splash gently across the shore. A breeze can be felt in the warm night air. The leaves rustle gently in a rhythmic motion away from the wind. The stars lit up the sky and shows on the water surface. Alice sits Weiter to me on the crooked baum that is slanted in a 90 degree angle. She smiles at me as if to tell me she's fine and that the war has done nothing to hurt her, but the emotional scars still Zeigen in her eyes and the grime...

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i need everyones help!please!!! read this Artikel first go to the Kommentare though!

posted by lilred96

(name unknown for now)

Dear, What ever
I am new to this,but I have to try this I can't keep my thoughts in.
And I can't tell anyone so here is what I call an Intro...

Sup,My name is Zain fox.Ah,hell I'll tell Du my full name.

Zain samuel fox

DONT LAUGH! I am goin' crazy...talking to some book.

I am a very tell Du what I think guy.
Oh and did I tell you,I am a fucking vampire.
I am new but freakishly strong.
I don't have a girl anymore cus this stupied crave I can't control...
And no I didn't eat her,I left town and she thinks I'm dead.

But she is the most beautiful person Du will ever lay your eyes on,and her name is Jade.
Even if I stay this thing that jerk turned me into,I will never forget my Liebe even if I live forever.

See ya,
Zain

P.S
I feel like a girl. Stupied diary!

Introduction to My Story, 'Ripples In The Lake'...

posted by musicfanaticXD

Hopefully I will have another chapter soon, but this story is awfully difficult to write so I'll have to leave Du hanging. I think my Titel is reasonable (I think my descripton will be something like 'It's sagte that even the smallest thing has an effect similar to dropping a stone in a pond - it causes a ripple that effects everyone in one way oder another.') but please give me feedback.

This just the prologue, but please let me know what Du think!

***************

We were only young. We didn't know what was ahead of us. We were blind. If we had have opened our eyes we could have stopped what happened. We could have stopped that stone from being thrown in our calm lake.

But it happened, and that's something none of us can accept, even after all these years. I look at the Foto on my end tabelle and wonder what could have been. She was the light of our lives, and we didn't even know until she was gone.

Slave of a evil Wannabe

posted by KatiiCullen94

SHILOH!" ok so now Du know my name, thats the beginging of a introduction right. Well im Shiloh, And that voice was the most annoying villian wannabe that ever set foot in disney, well applied and failed.
Dalivia, is her odd name. You'd think that with her personality and status it would be somthing that gave Du chills and made Du gasp in fright, well im a three foot mytical creature and I still ain't scared of her, so Du shouldnt either..
"Get in HERE!!" she chockes. Ok tell Du know, that croak is fake,, she does it on porpose, to sound Mehr scary... quite frankly it sound hilarious,,...

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Definitely Zufällig :)

posted by sapherequeen

KoRn Poster - I know. Epic :)

Okay, so lately I've been bored and I'm a little upset because someone took me off their fanlist (I know, I have no reason to be upset considering how many Fans I have, but I'm just too sensitive to not mind). So, to distract myself, I'm going to see if I can come up with over 20 rock bands/singers that I love, and name the oben, nach oben 5 songs I Liebe from each band :)

I'm not going to lie, this will probably be endlessly boring...but I didn't no where else to write this, and this is the Zufällig club....

Well, I'm gonna start.

1. KoRn
(Songs: Hushabye, Twisted Transistor, Politics, No Way, Haze)
2. Evanescence...

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Naturally lyrics

posted by KatiiCullen94

how Du chose to express yourself
is all your own and i can tell
it comes naturally
it comes naturally

you follow what Du feel inside
listen to it,you have to try
it comes naturally
mmmmm it comes naturally

and it takes my breath away
what Du do so naturally

CHORUS
you are the thunder and
i am the lightening
and i Liebe the way Du know
who Du are and to me it's exciting
when Du know it's meant to be
everything comes naturally
it comes naturally when your with me baby
everything comes naturally
it comes naturally
ba ba baby

you have a way of moving me
a force of nature your energy
it comes...

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A Poem to "Early Sunsets Over Monroeville"

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

Note: The Autor of this poem decided to stay anonymous for various reasons. I needed to post his poem, though. He gave me permission. I think that it's great.
Thank you.

Late dawns and early sunsets, just like my Favorit scenes

I sat on my bett on a cold night. He's in the same house as I.

Then holding hands and life was perfect, just like up on the screen

I remembered when we used to play as little kids

And the whole time while always giving
Counting your face among the living

We're older now. I need to get over the fact that Du hate me now...

Up and down escalators, pennies and colder fountains
Elevators...

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101 ways to annot people pt.2 - last 51

posted by boomerlover

Here's the rest of em'

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your abendessen with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in Zufällig spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone Du meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do...

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Dreams are the only place where our Liebe survives! Pt. 2 :D

posted by AnnaSmiley

So Angela left. Jacob was alone at the beach, thinking about her. They're both in love.

Angela's POV
-Angela! Fast!- Aunt yelled at me
-I'm awake, aunt Lizzy!- I yelled
-Okay! Get ready! School starts in half an hour!
-Damn! It took me so long!?
-So long for what- She asked not knowing about my talent.
-Oh, nothing, aunt.

Wow.. This night was the best! I wanna see him again. Just wait till I tell everything to Jenna and Clarissa- I thought excited. Oh, yea, they wouldn't believe me. That's the bad side of my talent. It's supernatural. Haha, weird. I'm a Supernatural girl.. My talent and I'm a werewolf....