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posted by reb1009

The Original Rejection Hotline®: 212-660-2245

Psychiatric Hotline: 973-409-3277

Santa Hotline (Not for Kids!): 772-257-4661

It Could Always Suck More!: 401-992-4050

Bad Breath Notification Number: 631-960-7187

The "Make It 18" Hotline: 772-257-4488

The "Human Resources" Hotline: 786-837-9893

Marihuana Legalization Line: 781-452-0647

How To Keep an Idiot Entertained: 401-285-0696

Outsource-A-Friendship To India: 267-436-5128

(i need to have a longer artical so... lalalalalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa)

Rebecca Roll: 781-452-2079

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Hetalia

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Harley motorcycle

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Sherlock Holmes (2009)

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ramdom cat

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that awkward moment :)

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SCARY!

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funny

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Fitspo

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Symmetry is EVERYTHING!

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Perfect Perspective Optical Illusions

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My fav scene of Family Guy xD

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I'm not random...XD

added by Bananaaddict

Source: An app in my iPod.

Nazca Lines

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Source: www.artinyourhands.com

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99 Ways to Annoy People

posted by PartyOrange

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If Du have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal Von conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what Du think."

7. Claim that Du must always wear a bicycle helm as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything...

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How to Forget the Past

posted by ilovetowrite

1-Accept that it's already happened to you. It's your life history now. Du can never changed the past but Du must accept it with new belief that future could be better and try to Mehr be focused on the future. Leave the past behind so Bewegen on. Remember, life always has ups and downs.

2-Cry as long as Du want until Du feel tired and bored. Do not hold up the tears. After Du cry, Du go to look yourself in front of a mirror and say this many times till Du feel energized again. Don't forget to say it with your style, "I am a winner and passed, you're just a loser."

3-Watch some funny videos...