What women should tell men...but don't
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The Weiter time Du and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a Umfrage to see which of Du successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with Du - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever Du have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If Du were really looking for an honest answer, Du wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The Weiter time Du make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused Von rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do Du and your Friends keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if Du look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' Favorit outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If Du must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then Du never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know Du can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises oder promotions were gained Von arm wrestling the boss.
If Du don't read this, someone else wil
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The Weiter time Du and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a Umfrage to see which of Du successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with Du - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever Du have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If Du were really looking for an honest answer, Du wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The Weiter time Du make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused Von rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do Du and your Friends keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if Du look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' Favorit outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If Du must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then Du never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know Du can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises oder promotions were gained Von arm wrestling the boss.
If Du don't read this, someone else wil
I HOPE Du ENJOY!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!
we need your help!
grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!
Du can lead the way!
hey! hey!
do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!
swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)
it;s dora the explorer!
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dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!
we need your help!
grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!
Du can lead the way!
hey! hey!
do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!
swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)
it;s dora the explorer!
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dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!
These Zitate are Zitate with differnt meanings of frettchen oder just the animal.
“If a frettchen bites Du it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the Ansichten are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, Du can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to frettchen it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and frettchen it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
“If a frettchen bites Du it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the Ansichten are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, Du can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to frettchen it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and frettchen it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
♥If you're asking if I need you,♥
♥The answer is forever♥
♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥
♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥
♥If you're asking if I Liebe you♥
♥The answer is I do♥
☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮
READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
♥The answer is forever♥
♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥
♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥
♥If you're asking if I Liebe you♥
♥The answer is I do♥
☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮
READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
While emoji (graphical presentations of emoticons) are probably most known, “kaomoji” (from “kao” = face, “moji” = character) are the Japanese version of Western/Eastern emoticons and there are practically endless variations available.
The biggest difference to the Western/Eastern and Japanese emotions is that they read horizontally and Du don’t need to turn your head to understand them.
For example the Western/Eastern emoticon for “Happy” looks like this :-)/:) while the Japanese version looks like this (^_^).
Do Du use these emotions oder others in your emails?
Here are some examples:
(^_^) happy
(((º Д º ;))) scared
(-´´-;) problems
(>_<) angry
(?_?) confused
(-.-)zzZ sleepy
(^ _^;) embarrassed
(^O^) very happy
(T_T) sad
(^ ε ^) KISS
-See Mehr emotions here: link
1) wacg alote of T.V. oder be on the computer a long time
2) don't eat Essen that can make Du sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda oder crush
4) gety near load stuff oder equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late Stunde
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms straße orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make Du hiper
those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.
plz writ a commet to tell me what Du did on the list
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
2) don't eat Essen that can make Du sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda oder crush
4) gety near load stuff oder equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late Stunde
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms straße orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make Du hiper
those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.
plz writ a commet to tell me what Du did on the list
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
(Big idea)
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big Fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes Du mad oder doesnt agree with your point of view Du just Berichten them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes Du mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont Berichten thm. Because we are a big family and we dont Berichten oder block family we care and Zeigen Liebe for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to Berichten someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
Liebe all around
-Jordan
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big Fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes Du mad oder doesnt agree with your point of view Du just Berichten them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes Du mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont Berichten thm. Because we are a big family and we dont Berichten oder block family we care and Zeigen Liebe for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to Berichten someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
Liebe all around
-Jordan