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1. BlueEyedDemon

2. SuicidalSlut

3. MaliciousIntent

4. GloomyTears

5. Blacklight

6. DarkSunshine

7. FallenIsolation

8. DrowningInTears

9. DismalAngel

10. FallenSolitude

11. HopingInSolitude

12. SilentCall

13. CountingOnRain

14. CalledForMishap

15. RuefulDestiny

16. FallenAngel

17. KilledByAnAngel (I know for a fact it's taken on here Von my twin sis but I made it up)

18. FlamingCore

19. Darkenin(g)InRegret (The G could be taken off if there is a 15 character like on Fanpop)

20.Itrieditathome

21. RunWithScissors

22. PlaydateWithFire (Over 15 characters but... I like it)

23. RejectedStar

24. SoulIsDarkening

25. InTheAsylum

26. PuncturedSoul

27. WoundedSoul

28. WiltedCore

29. WitheringCore

30. aPiratesLifeForMe (Alternative for 15 letter limits: aPiratesLife4Me)

31. VexedLove

32. Slaughterhouse

33. BurnThePictures

34. BloodWarmsMe

35. CuttingLifeAway

39. OvertheRiver

40. LoneSoul

41. MissingSoul

42. DeceasedOne

43. ShardsOfGlass

44. InTheMourning

45. TheParawhore (For Paramore Liebhaber like myself)

46. OpenDuskToDawn

47. ColdBreeze

48. GustOfWind

49. MisfitGhoul

50. TenderSoul
1. mostly the people on here are jerks. I gepostet a perfectly nice post and everyone just blew up at me. I mean, like, seriously guys? Probably at least 3 people with get mad about this article.

2. People think Du can say whatever they want. I mean, like, just because it's the Zufällig Fan club doesn't mean Du won't get reported.

3. The Fragen aren't even questions. there just some thing like OMG! /THID IS SO TERABL! then Du click on it and they're like: O QK FUROMH TOHJY MPE!

4. If Du post something nobody sees it because then someone posts something like: CDAVKIBFRE HGTFES GHKHGY7DA and everyones like lol.
There are many reasons as to why cliques, stereotypes, and conformity are burdens in the socialite world. We, as humans, thrive on social interaction. So how come we create guidelines that prevent us from meeting new people?

Let's focus on the years that I consider to be a nesting post for the social monsters; the glorious teenage years. I've noticed that, before class in the morning, my grade hangs around the lower commons in the same, separated groups. The sophomores are usually over Von the front office and the juniors and seniors are scattered about.

I prefer to hang out with my upperclassmen...
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posted by Nein-Nein
 Reszo Seress, who wrote Gloomy Sunday
Reszo Seress, who wrote Gloomy Sunday
In December, 1932, a down and out Hungarian named Reszo Seress was trying to make a living as a songwriter in Paris, but kept failing miserably. All of his compositions failed to impress the Musik publishers of France, but Seress carried on chasing his dream nevertheless. He was determined to become an internationally famous songwriter. His girlfriend had constant rows with him over the insecurity of his ambitious life. She urged him to get a full-time 9 to 5 job, but Seress was uncompromising. He told her he was to be a songwriter oder a hobo, and that was that.

One afternoon, things finally...
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To My Loving Husband Patrick.

People say we are not meant to be
People say you're not good for me
People say I'm too good for you
People say you're ugly
People say you're fat
I say screw Du to those people
I say you're the most perfect man I've ever known
I say you're my hopes and dreams
I say I Liebe you
Du say do Du mean it?
I say yes I do
I Liebe Du
Mehr than anything in the world
Du Liebe me for who I am
Not for my looks oder body
Just me
If Du never saved me from Devin
Who knows where I'd be now
He abused me; he raped me
Du found me and took me in
Du cared for me and treated me like...
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posted by Bananaaddict
This Liste was emailed to me. I thought some of them were pretty clever, so I decided to post it. My Favoriten are 3, 5, 22, and 23! Enjoy. :)

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round tabelle was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much Du push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth...
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posted by Schnusch
What Is Fear Of Itching

The fear of itching is known as Acarophobia. This fear can also include a phobia about any insects that might cause itching in human beings.


Why Do People Fear Itching?

If Du have a phobia about itching, Du may harbor some memories of past infections oder other problems that caused Du to feel terribly itchy and uncomfortable.

Prior experiences with itching can include things like headlice, scabies, and other such infestations. These conditions can be stubborn, embarrassing, and quite stressful. They are also extremely contagious.


Cleanliness May Become An Obsession

Hygiene...
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posted by x-menobsessed26
Bill Gates Goes to Heaven
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up Von St. Peter.

"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to send Du to Heaven oder Hell. After all, Du enormously helped society Von putting a computer in almost every Home in America, yet Du also created that ghastly Windows '95. I'm going to do something I've never done before in your case; I'm going to let Du decide where Du want to go."

Bill replied, "well, what's the difference between the two?"

St. Peter said, "I'm willing to let Du visit both places briefly,...
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posted by Thecharliejay
1. If using a touch-tone, press Zufällig numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
3. Use CB lingo where applicable.
4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.
8. Answer their Fragen with questions.
9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition...
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posted by smileypop9
Million has 6 zeros
Billion has 9 zeros
Trillion has 12 zeros
Quadrillion has 15 zeros
Quintillion has 18 zeros
Sextillion has 21 zeros
Septillion has 24 zeros
Octillion has 27 zeros
Nonillion has 30 zeros
Decillion has 33 zeros
Undecillion has 36 zeros
Duodecillion has 39 zeros
Tredecillion has 42 zeros
Quattuordecillion has 45 zeros
Quindecillion has 48 zeros
Sexdecillion has 51 zeros
Septendecillion has 54 zeros
Octodecillion has 57 zeros
Novemdecillion has 60 zeros
Vigintillion has 63 zeros
Googol has 100 zeros.
Centillion has 303 zeros (except in Britain, where it has 600 zeros)
Googolplex has a googol of zeros
Gazillion has 86430 zeros
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Note: These have been all tried Von me.
1) Go around saying "I'mma ninja" to Zufällig people and pose like a ninja

2) Throw popcorn at Zufällig people and run away if caught

3) Go to the mall, clothes section, and ask the worker where the baby clothes is. Go to the bathroom. Come out and ask the same worker the same question.

4) Go up to person and say "Why were Du following me? Huh?". Then leave, hopefully, Du run. If they follow. turn around and say: "See? WHY do Du follow me?" Run off for good.

5) Knock on a persons door and ask "Do Du have gum? I need some for my little cousin..." Before they...
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1. Run up a down escalator naked
2. Walk into the middle of 2 gangs about to fight and sing michael jacksons beat it
3. Fart really loudly in a crowded elevator
4. Walk into a biker bar and sing Mocho Man oder YMCA
5. schlagen, punsch someone in the face for no reason
6. Drive through detroit with rucka rucka ali's 'Detroit' Blaring through a speaker on oben, nach oben of my car
7. Do the tour de france on a motorbike and schlagen, punsch all the cyclers
8. rugby tackle someone of a tall building
9. BIG STRANGER RODEO!!!!!!!
10. Steal a doctors stepha-thingy and pretend to examine him
11. Walk into a church dressed as Jesus oder Chuck Norris and shout "i am the lord god"
posted by KitkatKaysa
Scorpio.
Your element: Water
Your ruling planets: Pluto
Symbol: The skorpion
Your stone: Topaz
Life Pursuit: To survive against all opposition
Vibration: Resilient
Scorpio's Secret Desire: To triumph

Description:
Reputed to be the "most powerful" sign of the zodiac, Scorpios lead fate filled lives and have intense and dramatic personal relationships. Even as children Scorpios are often found to be wise beyond their years. Many astrologers call this the sign of the "oldest souls". Old and wise beyond the average, Scorpios often know all the answers, except sometimes; they too often have difficulty...
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1. Walk up to a Zufällig person, grab both their shoulders, look into their eyes and say, "I feel bad for you, son."
2. Walk up to a Zufällig person, then point to another person and whisper loud enough for the person Du are pointing at to hear, "That guy seriously has issues for him to work out."
3. Walk up to a Zufällig person the same gender as Du and say, "Yes! I like your movements!" oder "You're as tight as fuck!" Especially if it's an adult with little children.
4. In a place where there are a lot of people, point to a Zufällig man's dick and yell out, "There's a raccoon! Natures ninjas! Oh shiiittt!"
5. Just walk up to a person don't even know and say, "You again!? Meh, it's your life."
posted by Mallory101
 11. Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.
11. Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.
100 ways to annoy Edward Cullen:

1. Tell him Bella has decided to marry Jacob
2. Tell him Du saw Mike Newton romancing Bella on one of thse days he went *camping
3. Imagine him naked while following him around
4. Prance around the house Singen Madonna's 'Like a virgin' at the oben, nach oben of your lungs every morning, make sure Bella is around to hear
5. Running it Von Charlie that Edward has been 'sleeping' with Bella for the past 2 years, at the wedding reception.
6. Smear your blood all over his new car freshener. Blame it on Jacob
7. Zeigen him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he's thinks that he looks like...
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1. Everytime Du read Twilight, a kitten is born :D

2. If Du are obbsessed with mythical creatures, read Twilight!

3. If your life is all sad and gloomy, read Twilight!

4. If your completely bored, why not read Twilight!

5. ITS JUST AWESOME!!!!!! well to me and all the other Twilighters out there :D

PLEASE NO BAD COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by cute20k
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:D :-D x-D X-D (grin)
(angel) O:)
fun
(lol) x-D X-D :))
:P :-P
(wink) ;) ;-)
;P ;-P
:'D
:-> :>
(cool) B) B-) 8) 8-)
:-* :*
:pirate: (arr) (arrr) (pirate) P)
<:-p <:o) <:-P (party)
confused
:S :-S :s :-s :? :-?
(hmm)
: :-
oops
:x :X :-X :-x
negative
(mad) >>:( >:( >>:-( >:-(
(sad) :( :-(
(roll) (rolleyes)
:T :-T
:< :-<
(evil) (devil) >:) >>:) >>:-) >:-)
(angry) >:o
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Guide Von cute20k gepostet 2 Minuten Vor


meebo
(meebo)...
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1. well folks this will be an experiment for all of us

2. Oops! hey, has anyone ever suvived 500 ml of this stuff
before?

3. nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

4. ya'know...there's big money in kidneys...and this guy got two
of'em

5. wait a minute, if this is his spleen,then what's that?

6.damm! there go the lights again...

7.what's this doing here?

8. that's cool! now can Du make his leg twitch?!

9.boo! boo! come back with that! bad dog!

10. sterile schemerle. the floor's clean, right?

11. what do u mean he wasn't in 4 a sex change?

12. ok, now take a picture from this angle. this...
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posted by heavenly13
yea...it sounds beter with the rythem and all that( ive recorded it with drums, Piano , gutair...ext) and the forms probily bad.,,,,....but plzz read it and comment!!!!and be honest


WHo's dating who

walkin' down the hallway talking with my fiends
the gossip never ends
who like's who
who hate's you
who has the cutest new shoes


then i turn around and see you
and relize

Chourus: All i want is you...I dont wanna be cool. Who cares about all of this. lets get together and froget who's "in" and whos "out" , Du know what its all about. I dont care about who's dating who...unless its me and you......
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1. Take someone's shopping karte, warenkorb and switch the items with stuff from the person Weiter to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen Du in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of Du on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. Bewegen "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
7. Hide...
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posted by nessienjake
All porcupines float in water.

The airplane Buddy stechpalme, holly died in was called "American Pie." (Thus the name of the Don McLean song.)

If Du toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5,000 times, but
more like 4,950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.

There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

Al Capone's business card sagte he was a used furniture dealer.

The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame straße were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life."

Pearls melt in vinegar.

Marilyn Monroe had eleven toes....
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