Found this on www.funny.com. That site has so much funny stuff...lol
Women's English:
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious Von now.
Do what Du want = You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk = I need to complain.
Sure go ahead = I don't want Du to.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, Du moron!
You're so manly = Du need a shave and Du sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all Du ever think about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
This küche is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed Du were almost asleep.
Do Du Liebe me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do Du Liebe me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.
I'll be ready in a Minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
Du have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.
Are Du listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]
Was that the baby? = Why don't Du get out of bett and walk him until he falls asleep.
I'm not yelling! = Yes, I am yelling because I think this is Important.
The same old thing = Nothing
Nothing = Everything
Everything = My PMS is Schauspielen up.
Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an asshole.
********** Men's English:
"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry.
"I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy.
"I'm tired" = I'm tired.
"Do Du want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I take Du out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I call Du sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
"You look tense, let me give Du a massage." = I want to fondle you.
"What's wrong?" = I don't see why your making such a big deal about this.
"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are Du going through now?
"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
"I'm bored." = Do Du want to have sex?
"I Liebe you." = Let's have sex now.
"I Liebe you, too." = Okay, I sagte it... we'd better have sex now!
"Yes, I like the way Du cut your hair." = I liked it better before.
"Yes, I like the way Du cut your hair." = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!
"Let's talk." = I am trying to impress Du Von Wird angezeigt Du that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
"Will Du marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for Du to have sex with other guys.
(while shopping) "I like that one better." = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
"I don't think that bluse and that rock go well together." = I am gay.
Women's English:
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious Von now.
Do what Du want = You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk = I need to complain.
Sure go ahead = I don't want Du to.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, Du moron!
You're so manly = Du need a shave and Du sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all Du ever think about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
This küche is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed Du were almost asleep.
Do Du Liebe me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do Du Liebe me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.
I'll be ready in a Minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
Du have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.
Are Du listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]
Was that the baby? = Why don't Du get out of bett and walk him until he falls asleep.
I'm not yelling! = Yes, I am yelling because I think this is Important.
The same old thing = Nothing
Nothing = Everything
Everything = My PMS is Schauspielen up.
Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an asshole.
********** Men's English:
"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry.
"I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy.
"I'm tired" = I'm tired.
"Do Du want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I take Du out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I call Du sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
"You look tense, let me give Du a massage." = I want to fondle you.
"What's wrong?" = I don't see why your making such a big deal about this.
"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are Du going through now?
"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
"I'm bored." = Do Du want to have sex?
"I Liebe you." = Let's have sex now.
"I Liebe you, too." = Okay, I sagte it... we'd better have sex now!
"Yes, I like the way Du cut your hair." = I liked it better before.
"Yes, I like the way Du cut your hair." = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!
"Let's talk." = I am trying to impress Du Von Wird angezeigt Du that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
"Will Du marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for Du to have sex with other guys.
(while shopping) "I like that one better." = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
"I don't think that bluse and that rock go well together." = I am gay.
i think
that schaf, schafe are the best animal in the world
and
banane are the best Obst
and
all vegetables are crap
and
clouds are better than smoke
and
fireworks are............um..........good?
and
a schaf, schafe should eat a banane what then says
"VEGETABLES ARE CRAP!"
and then say
"i Liebe clouds but SMOKE IS CRAP!"
i think
Justin Bieber is the worst thing that ever
i mean ever
happened to the Musik business
and
lady gaga is the best thing what ever happened
to the Musik business
and
schaf, schafe should be able to eat people so that it can over populate the earth
SO WRITE A Kommentar AND BECOME A Fan OF ME
MY ARTICLE
AND WRITE A Kommentar
YA GET ME???!!!
:)
that schaf, schafe are the best animal in the world
and
banane are the best Obst
and
all vegetables are crap
and
clouds are better than smoke
and
fireworks are............um..........good?
and
a schaf, schafe should eat a banane what then says
"VEGETABLES ARE CRAP!"
and then say
"i Liebe clouds but SMOKE IS CRAP!"
i think
Justin Bieber is the worst thing that ever
i mean ever
happened to the Musik business
and
lady gaga is the best thing what ever happened
to the Musik business
and
schaf, schafe should be able to eat people so that it can over populate the earth
SO WRITE A Kommentar AND BECOME A Fan OF ME
MY ARTICLE
AND WRITE A Kommentar
YA GET ME???!!!
:)