1. I wish Du were a door so I could slam Du all day.

2. Nice legs...what time do they open?

3. Do Du work for UPS? I thought I saw Du checking out my package.

4. You've got 206 Bones in your body, want one more?

5. Can I buy Du a drink oder do Du just want the money?

6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted bett Thrasher: have Du seen one?

8. I'm fighting the urge to make Du the happiest woman on earth tonight.

9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and Du can blow the hell outta me.

10. I wish Du were a pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride Du all Tag long for a quarter.

11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.

12. I'd really like to see how Du look when I'm naked.

13. Is that a ladder in your stockings oder the stairway to heaven?

14. Du might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

15. Are those real?

16. Du must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.

17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing Du do with your tongue.

18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be Du Von morning.

19. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.

20. Du know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

21. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

2 2. F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name sherry Titsbottom?

23. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

24. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

25. Do Du believe in Liebe at first sight oder should I walk Von again?

26. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone sagte Du were looking for me.

27. My friend wants to know if Du think I'M cute.

28. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

29. My name isn't Elmo, but Du can tickle me anytime Du want to.

30. I know milch does a body good, but DAMN, how much have Du been drinking?

31. If Du were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

32. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't Du like pizza?

33. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go Home without me.

34. Do Du sleep on your stomach? Can I???

35. Do Du wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.

36. I Lost my puppy. Can Du help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

37. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get Du out of these wet clothes.

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