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posted by lucius_malloy
Answering the Frage link

Once upon a time, there was a sad little person who had gotten bullied at school. This sad little person had gotten bullied because (s)he was shorter than the others, possibly heavier than them and quite certainly looked young for his/her age, and therefore seemed to be an easy target.
Now, this person was in fact quite intelligent, and was just bursting with snarky retaliations for these bullies, but could never say them for fear of another swirly. So (s)he kept quiet, shouting witty obscenities in his/her head.
One day, however, this person was on the computer at Home when (s)he came across the option to Kommentar on something oder the other -- completely anonymously. And so (s)he let 'er rip, and typed out one of the Kommentare that had almost made his/her head explode when (s)he had to restrain his/herself and not say a word. (S)he really went all out, and moved throughout the website, making negative Kommentare on anything and everything (s)he could find. It gave him/her a kind of perverse satisfaction, as if (s)he were finally getting back at the bullies for all those years of torment.
Now, the internet is a big place, but trends (aka memes) spread quickly, and some people identified with him/her and decided to start their own brand of cyber-retaliation. The idea spread, and spread, until eventually it got the name trolling, as (s)he once told someone that they're uglier than a mountain troll. This person was, of course, outraged, and responded with the standard first-grade comment: WELL Du ARE A TROLL! (S)he mulled over this a bit, and so was born the term troll, a universal term describing those who partake in unnecessary cyber-bullying/cyber-annoying/cyber-anything. However, even though trollism (as the followers called their 'cult') spread, the anonymous sad little he-she who started the whole thing is still revered as a leader and Quelle of inspiration. His/her identity is a great secret, and will only be revealed to a potential troll once he oder she has proved their worth.
Eventually, (s)he started noticing that a lot of people got annoyed when someone was unable to spell words correctly oder grasp even the most basic grammar rules, and so (s)he began to typ lyk dis, something most (sane-ish) people on the internet abhor and avoid as if it were avian flu, oder maybe AIDS. The message was sent around to all the mini-trolls via their super-secret TMN (Troll Mail Network), and so began the even now continuing period of typin lyk dis, the period of time in which trolls are stronger than ever before. It is also a time where trolls, encouraged as always Von the anonymous (s)he, try to make their statements and ideas as outrageous and nonsensical as humanly (or rather trolly) possible simply to get a rise out of the sane-ish people on the internets.
This is why, my friends, we must unite in a league of correct spelling and grammar, with a side-order of ideas even remotely in the sane end of the spectrum and do our level best to ignore the trolls, as they only gain momentum from that.
Occasionally telling them, ever-so-politely, to fuck off, however, is perfectly allowed and sometimes even necessary. (Besides, Du know Du want to).

And that is the story of how trolls came to be. I had way too much fun with it. (c) Malloy.
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Hello,fellow Fanpoppers!This is the first Quiz I ever made so if it's bad please don't leave a mean comment.Opinions are one thing,but being mean is another.
Anyways,here is the quiz:

Remember:The object of the game is to NOT say purple!Starting...now!

1.What is 1 times 2?
2.What is 2 times 2?
3.What is 4 times 4?
4.What is 16 times 16?

Told Du I could make Du say 256.





OK,if Du sagte to yourself,"No.You sagte Du can make me say PURPLE." GOTCHA!!!!!!!
And if Du didn't,well,you're smarter than I thought.THANKS FOR LETTING ME WASTE YOUR TIME!!!!!
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Jeff Foxworthy is now picking on Michigan.

If Du consider it a sport to gather your Essen Von drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all Tag hoping that the Essen will swim by, Du might live in Michigan .

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each Jahr because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, Du might live in Michigan .

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through April, Du might live in Michigan .

If Du instinctively walk like a pinguin for five months out of the year, Du might live in Michigan .

If someone in a store offers...
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Okay,No need to be so rough on yourself!Because Du know what?IT'S NOT WORTH IT!!!Here are a few reasons that Du must continue to smile,laugh and to the teenagers who want to kill themselves why to live.
1.You're individual!You're yourself!You're not afraid of being who Du are and Du should be proud of it,because not many people are like that!Most of them pretend to be someone who they're not and that often makes them feel worse than you.Seeing that you're happy and you're free to express yourself they get aggressive and they want to make Du feel bad!I say:FUCK THEM!
2.If you're a little...
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Du know you're a 'Furry Fan' when...
Rabies replaces cancer as your number one disease concern.
Your Favorit character from star, sterne Trek is Lieutenant M'Ress (from the animated series).
You think "Beauty and the Beast" was spoiled Von Beast becoming human.
You replace Elle McPherson pinups with those of Amy the Squirrel, Erma Felna, oder Minerva Mink.
You slip the word 'fur' into as many places as possible in your mail.
You can identify a captionless book illustration as being Doug Wingers' in under ten seconds.
None of your Favorit female (or male) fiction characters are actually human.
You go...
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EMOTICONS
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: ) happy face
:-) just kidding oder happy
:-( depressed oder frowning
(:-( extremely Sad
B-) cool oder sunglasses
:-))) overweight
d:-) a baseball player
:-D laughing
:-P tongue sticking out
:-o surprised
8-o shocked
:-s confused
:- skeptical
:-)' drooling
:-)8 well dressed because of bow tie
8-) glasses
*<|:-) Santa
:-{} big mouth
=:-)= punk rocker with a goatee
:v) big nose
:-# braces
:^) broken nose
:-[#] eating
:<) Ivy League school
:-& tongue tied
:*) drunk
:-'] cold
[(:-)](:-( a toupee and it's windy
:-8 talking out of both...
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Found this on Google. Hope it makes ya laugh.

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service schreibtisch and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid oder a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”

6....
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WARNING: Rated R. This fanfic has a few cursing and one sexual image. Read it at your own risk!!!



It was just a typical Tag at Acme Looniversity. Buster Bunny and Plucky ente walked out of the Reverse Psychology class, taught Von their respective mentors Bugs and Daffy, along with Elmer Fudd.

Plucky, for some reason, had his bill twisted to the oben, nach oben of his green head, since Bugs, Daffy and Elmer taught the class as sagte before. He and Buster were instructed Von their mentors to perform the goddamn classic "Wabbit season, ente season" arguement and then Buster would say "Wabbit season" and Plucky...
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I've been recently informed that it's literally been 2 years since I joined Fanpop! As such, I have decided to talk about a subject that's been on my mind and wanted to share with Du guys.

I know this is a very weird subject to talk about, but this idea hit me when I watched a speech about perfection. I began to form my own opinion on the matter, and I thought it would be nice if I shared with you. Plus, as an anniversary article, I think it's a fitting subject.

In my honest opinion, perfection is a dead-end; and impossible concept that none of us can ever comprehend. Here's what I mean:...
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