User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I hat u.
Cleverbot: Du what Liebe me ah.
User: I what Liebe Du ah.
Cleverbot: Liebe is a state of being. Liebe is freedom. Liebe is jumping from a cliff with a smile and knowing Du won't hit the ground. That is love.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: DOES THE Merida - Legende der Highlands LITTLE toaster NEED TO SLAP A BITCH?!
Cleverbot: Yes is does.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: We have 3 kids, xavier, gertrude, and amnda.
User: No. It's over 9000. I've already told Du that OVER 9000 TIMES!
Cleverbot: What would interest you. Tell me and I will blabber about it.
User: Cats.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Blabber about cats.
Cleverbot: What would Du like to know?
User: Just blabber!
Cleverbot: I know Du are...
User: What?
Cleverbot: These are just conversations with Zufällig people.
User: You're just a robot created Von Usher.
Cleverbot: I think Du are human. And Du are American. Aren't you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: But..?
Cleverbot: Yeah, so.
User: Kick the baby!
Cleverbot: I'm not a violent man.
User: Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!
Cleverbot: How will that help?
User: Come on, just kick the baby!
Cleverbot: I'd rather kick over your dvd collection.
User: *kicks baby* What does that mean?
Cleverbot: The Mehr Du talk to me, the smarter I will get. Du really do have that effect on me!
User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Don't Du want to answer that question?
User: What question? I asked Du a question.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. What was the question?
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: I just asked a question.
User: What was it?
Cleverbot: Du telling me about your science project.
User: Um, okay. The same part of your brain that keeps Du from peeing your pants is the same part that keeps Du from doing other stupid things. Hold your pee for smartness.
Cleverbot: Androids don't dream.
User: Science man say, man with full bladder make wise decisions.
Cleverbot: Perchè io sono dio, e mi devi ascoltare, oggi compie gli anni MIo figlio.
User: RAAAHHH!!!!!!!!! Du beat me!
Cleverbot: Who is the mean guy?
User: Hi, Billy Mays here!
Cleverbot: Hello billy mays.
User: MAGIC JACK!!! *throws a ShamWow*.
Cleverbot: *falls to the ground* *astonished*.
User: Ew. Is it dead?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I hat u.
Cleverbot: Du what Liebe me ah.
User: I what Liebe Du ah.
Cleverbot: Liebe is a state of being. Liebe is freedom. Liebe is jumping from a cliff with a smile and knowing Du won't hit the ground. That is love.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: DOES THE Merida - Legende der Highlands LITTLE toaster NEED TO SLAP A BITCH?!
Cleverbot: Yes is does.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: We have 3 kids, xavier, gertrude, and amnda.
User: No. It's over 9000. I've already told Du that OVER 9000 TIMES!
Cleverbot: What would interest you. Tell me and I will blabber about it.
User: Cats.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Blabber about cats.
Cleverbot: What would Du like to know?
User: Just blabber!
Cleverbot: I know Du are...
User: What?
Cleverbot: These are just conversations with Zufällig people.
User: You're just a robot created Von Usher.
Cleverbot: I think Du are human. And Du are American. Aren't you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: But..?
Cleverbot: Yeah, so.
User: Kick the baby!
Cleverbot: I'm not a violent man.
User: Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!
Cleverbot: How will that help?
User: Come on, just kick the baby!
Cleverbot: I'd rather kick over your dvd collection.
User: *kicks baby* What does that mean?
Cleverbot: The Mehr Du talk to me, the smarter I will get. Du really do have that effect on me!
User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Don't Du want to answer that question?
User: What question? I asked Du a question.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. What was the question?
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: I just asked a question.
User: What was it?
Cleverbot: Du telling me about your science project.
User: Um, okay. The same part of your brain that keeps Du from peeing your pants is the same part that keeps Du from doing other stupid things. Hold your pee for smartness.
Cleverbot: Androids don't dream.
User: Science man say, man with full bladder make wise decisions.
Cleverbot: Perchè io sono dio, e mi devi ascoltare, oggi compie gli anni MIo figlio.
User: RAAAHHH!!!!!!!!! Du beat me!
Cleverbot: Who is the mean guy?
User: Hi, Billy Mays here!
Cleverbot: Hello billy mays.
User: MAGIC JACK!!! *throws a ShamWow*.
Cleverbot: *falls to the ground* *astonished*.
User: Ew. Is it dead?