What’s the most messed up thing you’ve seen someone do at work and still not get fired?

Unfortunately, everyone we have in my work force are professionals so they don't do anything"messed up" but the way the management leave us hanging is atrocious

Can't tell ya that. I've never had a job. However...

This dude took selfies on the work iPhone and asked how they found out that it was him...

Well, Icky Vicky accused me of taking longer breaks than I actually am, when I’m not. If she does this shit again, I’m firing MYSELF from Goodwill.

And, yes, my bosses name is Vicky.

Idk, Mr. Privilege Brandon was going through an entire bag full of devices, passports, cards, etc. and taking them out onto the desk. I typically rather not go through Lost and found and just Berichten it and put it in the manager's office. If I was those Japanese girls, I wouldn't want Mr. Asshole going through my stuff.
Of course, he can tow away an owner's car and still not get punished because Mr. Asshole Client likes Brandon for some reason. Brandon gets to access the computers, talk to the Client Mehr openly, and even get to watch the camera recordings.

Come to work late drunk and carrying Mehr beer, screaming at people until they break down, throw company property on the floor and destroying equipment, get so high he couldn’t work so someone had to be Von herself all night in her station

And this was all one person. On a daily basis.

This...