If Du ever found Waldo what would Du do with him?

i would klatschen, smack him and shout WHY

After interrogating him of his whereabouts and whom he was hiding from, I'd bolt him to my front door so no one will ever have to go looking for him again!

I would shout to him, "Where the heck have Du been?!". He's been Lost for such a long time :(
Then we'll party Von Singen the "Happy Happy Joy Joy" song :)

I would grab him Von his hemd, shirt and ask who the heck are Du hiding from?! And why?!
And watch it wont even really be him :P
<3

I would schlagen, punsch him and ask him why has he been driving people crazy isn't it about time someone found him!

Me: *holding Waldo's hemd, shirt in my fist* AHA! I have found you!
Waldo: ...yeah? Now what?
Me: ...*thinks* Uh...I don't know. I didn't think I'd get this far.
Waldo: How about a party?
Me: Nah, you're not that special. >.<
Waldo: DX
Me: Hmm.. OOH! I'll tie Du up and lock Du in a cage so EVERYONE can mock Du and throw rotten Obst at Du for hiding your face for so long!
Waldo: O_O

...xD

See how his cartoon looks translate to real life, and if its up to par, fuck him to relieve all the pain he caused when I was little and couldn't find him.

Probably ask him if his whole family hidess too.! Lmaoo

I'd ask him what his problem was and why he was always hiding.

I would put a GPS on him so I know were to find him.

I would take him out for abendessen (:

Freakin' slap the Aus der die wenig Bastard shit...XD
Bad words in german can be fun XD
But seriously i will Aus der die wenig Bastard shit....