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Here's a joke...It's crap but I laughed so...

-What's the difference between brocolli and a booger?
-Kids don't eat brocolli.

lol

Ok..This is Mehr of like a line you'd say in math class to your friend oder under your breath when the teacher is talking about the topic!XD:

8 out of 5 people don't understand fractions...

or:
Einstein sagte questioning yourself was intellegence.Anwsering yourself is insanity.....

Here's a joke:
A woman calls the airport to ask a question.
Woman:Hello.How long is the flight from London to New York?
Airport worker: One second...
Woman:Only that much??
And she hangs up!
I found dis pretty funny.Luv to u mates!!

this is a picture that makes me laugh.

idk....

i think this is funny

someone already gepostet this on something else, but it's hilarious!

I agree

This always makes me laugh.

Well I think this video is funny.

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Shane Dawson
DMV
xD

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another HILARIOUS video from Shane Dawson

LOL THIS VIDEO IS COOL AND FUNNY

ok here is a picture.

Watch Acman the dead terrist on YouTube it is a vangtriliquist act and it is so LOL Funny!!!

okay i have a couple of jokes.
Okay a blonde dyes her hair black and then goes driving through the country. She passe's a flock of schaf, schafe and she stops to see if she can get one.
She ask's the farmer, "If i can answer your Frage right can i take one of your schaf, schafe home"
The farmer thinks on it and then ask's how many schaf, schafe are here.
the blonde looks around and and says 325. The farmer is astonished, because she got it right.
So the blonde (whose hair is black remember) picks up one and puts it in her car. She is just about to take off when the farmer comes up and says, "If i can guess your real hair colour can i have my dog back"

Another 1
a blonde and a brunette sister are trying to buy a bull,so they find an add in the paper and the brunnete says that she will go and check it out.
"If i think we should buy it i will text you, to get the trailer"

so the brunette goes out and she finds the bull. She decides to buy it and tries texting but realises that she doesn't have any credit. She goes to the stor and ask's to buy some. But the man at the schreibtisch says she only has enough money for one word.
The brunette mulls it over when finally she figures out a word. She goes up and asks the manager to send the word comfortable.
The man is confused and ask's
"How will she know to come and get the bull"
and the brunnete replies
"My sister is a slow reader"

NO OFFENCE TO BLONDES. I know blondes can be smart, i know heaps and they're like all smarter than me.