A few questions...

Not trying these, I need them for my book.

Can Du get drunk through a cut?
Can Du get drunk in your sleep?
Can Du get drunk through your eyes?
Are there drugs that make Du unable to move?
Can Du get drunk Von absorbing it through your skin?
Can Du get drunk through your nose?
Any other ways Du can consume alcohol besides swallowing?

Thanks! Just answer the ones Du can.