Tell me a pun

Puns seriously? How low can Du go to deliver such lame, unappealing and stupid jokes like that? Puns are the bane of the comedic universe and is the cause of many headaches. Du want us to give Du stupid puns that nobody should ever bother with?

Is this some sort of punishment?
*punchline drum*

Guy one: Did Du hear that carrots were good for your eyesight?

Guy 2: ( sticks carrots in his eyes ) Du LIED TO ME...

Why did chicken Jim Morrison kreuz the road?
To break on through to the other side.

Du wanna see some fuckin puns go on the Zufällig Wand and keep clicking Weiter until Du see a giant cluster of bad puns
spans for over 16 pages dammit

I would like to say one about an unsharpened pencil, but there's no point.

What do Du get when Du have a fly in your butter? A butterfly.

For Mehr puns, use this Beetlejuice cartoon.