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Smart Come-backs/Insults?

 OMGZoey posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Random-dude said:
I had one...but the I forgot it.
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101musastella said:
I'm only answering this because I wanna answer this.

#1

Someone: You're so mean!
You: I'm not mean, it's just that you're an idiot.

#2

Someone: How come she/he gets way Mehr Fans than me while she/he is the idiot and I'm the diva?
You: Then that explains a lot; you're the idiot.

#3

Someone: Am I really that nerdy?
You: [Imitating.] Hi, I'm [his/her name] and I'm so nerdy. I have no style!

#4

Someone: What does sissy mean?
You: How come Du don't know what sissy means if Du are sissy?

#5
Someone: Du are really annoying.
You: I am annoying; but at least I'm not as dumb as Du are.

#6

Someone: Hey [your name], what time is it?
You: I'm not your clock!

#7

Someone: Hey everyone, [your name] is stupid!
You: Hey everyone, I may be stupid, but [his/her name] is Mehr stupid!

WARNING: Only say these insults/comebacks if that person says one of these quotes. If Du say this without someone saying it before you; you're in danger.
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_Laugh_ said:
1. Someone: You're fat.
You: Yah, I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet.

2. Someone: You're such a bitch!
Me: A hündin is a female dog. Hunde bark. Bark comes from trees. Trees are nature. Nature is beautiful, so thanks for the compliment.

3. Me: Im not rude. I just say it how it is. The truth hurts.

4. Someone: OMG, Im so ugly!
Me: Yes. That's why Du have 97 Fotos in an album called 'Me'

5. Me: I see Du suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.
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zanhar1 said:
You'e a bigger than The Last Airbender.
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