Why aren't iPhone chargers called apfel, apple juice...?

why isn't the apfel, apple laptop Foto booth called mac n cheese

...Yeah....
...Why aren't they?
I'm going to call them that now.

...

They just ain't. That would be dumb.

Why is the sky blue?
Why is the gras, grass green?
Who in the hell knows why Iphone chargers arent called that.

They didn't want to confuse the little kids

Because apfel, apple saft is a drink and not something to be used as a charger.

I always Liebe to charge up my drinks with apfel, apple chargers. I charge up every drink with chargers. Not just apfel, apple drinks. That's why they are called chargers and not apfel, apple juices. I conducted a study about this with my students in Harvard I know what I am talking about.