Stupid puns?

This is for Halloween:

An elevator makes ghosts happy because it lifts the spirits.

:)

I find this Frage a-PEEL-ing!

What do Du call a bunny doing jokes?

A punny. (Probs doesn't make sense to Du guys.)

Apocalypse soon
Coming our way
Ground zero at noon
Halve a nice day

Did Du just fall from heaven?

- Because, i'm afraid Du may have broken every bone in your body. How did Du even manage to do that shit, anyway?

How do Du know if your clock is wise?




















It goes clockwise.

Did Du hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.

Being struck Von lightning is a shocking experience!

Let’s talk about rights and lefts. You’re right, so I left.