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LocalArtistist said:
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns, and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bett and ties him to a chair. He ties the girl to the bett and he gets on oben, nach oben of her, kisses her neck, and then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I Liebe you." His wife responds, "He wasn't Küssen my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought Du were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I Liebe you, too!" Sorry i'm single, I just thought this was funny.
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