Hey! listen! listen! hey! listen! D:<

I had this dream the other Tag where whenever I touched my cat I would travel to this magical planet filled with these small green people who threw chickens at me...I need to lay of the cheese.

The weirdest dream I had was when I was hanging on the side of a bridge looking down and it was 30 ft high up. Bad enough I fear of heights but that dream was strange to me.

Oh gosh I Liebe this one, glad Du asked.

So it started off with my mom picking me up from swim practice. She told me it was my turn to drive so I got behind the wheel. She then sagte that we had to pick up my dad from work (he worked at a nuclear power plant in this dream) because his car broke down. So we get to the power plant, but since we didn't have IDs my mom and I had to hop the fence.
Well after jumping over the fence I landed in some silvery powder. I asked my dad what it was. He told me it was 'anorexic fisch powder' (whatever the hell an anorexic fisch is). As we were leaving I saw one of my dad's coworker with a fishing net full of silver fisch coated in silver dust slung over his shoulder. I asked my dad if those where the anorexic fish. He sagte they were. When we arrived Home I greeted my brothers and sister. The odd part is, little brother 2 doesn't even exist. And the worst part is, that 5 Jahr old boy was standing, naked, in front of the window! Well my parents and real brother and sister went shopping and I had to babysit my nude brother. First thing I tried to do was get him dressed, apparently he hated cloths and would not put them on so I gave up. It then started to storm, and that crazy boy dashed outside, butt-naked to play in the rain! That' were the dream ended.

There was also this one were I had just made some toast and my friend came Von and stahl, stola it. I got really mad and demanded that she'd make me a new toast. Instead she put a grill on her head and began chasing a frog which jumped over a fence so she made me chase a snake with her...

Du had to pull the Navi, didn't you?

My wierdest dream was I was in a little village in the mountains (Think Irontown from Princess Mononoke) and this vulkan erupted. But it wasn't normal lava. It was blue and freezing cold and we used these weird Suits to kreuz the street.

I was in the küche with my sister, and sudenly I was in the driveway getting into a really old car with no doors, but there were sitz belts. My sister got in the pasenger sitz and I was driving even though I was around 13. When I backed up the car, we were suddenly on the highway, and my mom and dad were eating at this weird coffy Shop that was in the middle of the road. My sister yelled at my dad, "Can I have a slimjim?" and then we turned on to another road with no cars, but there were rows of people as wide as the street. Then the breaks on the car wouldn't work, so I got as far to the right as I could without driving off the ciff, but the people didn't get out of the way until I was 24 inches from them, and they basically let me run them over, and they looked like when someone gets squashed on RobotChicken, like red and white clay mixed together and smeared. And then I crashed onto a mountain, and an amulance came and "saved" the squished people. Then a guy with a British accent, red hair, and 4 buck-teeth wearing golden armor told me "Your a horrible person." Then I disapeared.

Well, i had a dream once that i was Keith, and i had a gig, konzert then after i hooked up with 2 Fans they sucked me and shit, and half way through the sex, i turned back into me. ._. and my dick turned into a strap-on. e_e'



and there is that other dream i had that involved keith, but we won't get into that e_e

my wierdest dream? thats a hard one.


my parents had promised me and my sister that we would get a cat. the Tag after we went to get one, it had the color purple. It was small and really cute. We brought it Home and after a Jahr it had become fully big. it was the cutest cat ever. but it only loved being with me. it hatet everyone else in my family. evertytime comeone tried to get near me, it stared to hiss at the person. One Tag i got Home from school and i opened the door it had become a fully human with cat ears and tail. (the cat was a boy btw).
i got inside and closed the door. he liftet me up and went into the livingroom. He talked to me and we had alot of fun. when my parents and sister got Home i was playing with my "cat".
my parents didnt liker that i used so much of my time with my cat. they decided that they would get ridd of him. when my cat heard it he got mad. he didnt want to get seld away from me. at night he slept in my bed, he loved to cuddele. after days passed, my parents tried to take him away. and the Tag before my parents were supposed tp take him, he confessed to me that he loved me. (he was still in human form). H e was about to KISS me and i woke up. (btw i called him Hikaru)

I once had a dream where I spent like two hours conversing with a picture of a polar bär that was inside a little kids animal book.

Two nights Vor I dreamed that I was in the teacher's lounge and they had a soda machine so I went to it and pushed the button for Schokolade milk, but I got a hemd, shirt instead and I was really disappointed. :c

Well all of my dreams are weird.
There was this one where this girl scout got locked in a warehouse for 6 months and could only find speck to eat oder something.
Then there's the one where Grell was chasing Sebastian and Ciel around this fancy Walmart.
I seem to have a lot of dreams about getting Lost in stores..

i Liebe iCarly! but i had this really weird dream the other night where i was looking for a new house and there was this roof thing but it was like a jungle and it was like a wooden enclosed place with a seat, kind of small, and my grandmother and her yorkie cactus were there and i remember trying to hold onto cactus to make sure he didn't fall down the stairs cause that's how Du got there. it was so weird!

Weirdest......that sure narrows it down for me, but one of the strangest was:

As Xaivier, Came back after 40 years( don't really know what happened, just know I got Lost at sea oder something....even though I actually came out of the water half drowned. Who knows. Anyway!) I hadn't aged a bit, was still 21, and everyone was happy to see me again. After a while I knew that Gabriel a 'friend' of mine in the dream who was going to propose to the girl we all liked ....who also happened to be in our little group. He knew I knew so he shot me in the shoulder during some event he blamed it on a bär behind me (whatever. bär my #%&!) To shorten the story, teamed up with my good friend Johnathan, we had to stop our other so called 'friend' from proposing to sagte girl .(Sadly I was the one, 'little brother zoned.' Knew it, but still did anything for her.) Big battle on the brunnen area thingy where he was proposing. He got angry and sent his minions on us. I figured out how to use the fountains to fight them. To one I jumped and planted both feet on a jet. It went sideways and hit the minion in the nether regions. Me, for no explainable reason shouted "Fountain Raped!" Saved my friend from being run through with sword. We won, but brunnen got loose and sent out to sea. Adrift for a few days, ended up back on land again. something about hiding again and then.....

Woke up. Great dream. Flocking weird as L.
(that was a lot to type out...)