Stahp It

i used to sit Von a river and scream at the old puerto rican couple across so i could fight them. i had a sword, but they had a beards so i was no match for this black magic literally sometimes i curl up on the floor and pretend to be a pube omg i wish i was made out of brot because i could eat myself and die and end up in another dimension where everybody has dicks for legs and they have to be erect in oder for them to walk, otherwise they kinda flop around like fish. i could eventually bring a friend back from sagte dimention and put him though public school education and everyone would call him "danny dick-legs" lol