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jokes! everyone tell jokes in this Frage so that everyone have fun in Lesen them. post jokes. n i'll give 1 Requisiten to everyone.

 cooluk posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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monLOVEbrucas said:
Give me two Requisiten :) i promise i wont tell anyone :D LOL

How do Du make a blonde laugh on saturday? .... tell her the joke on wedensday x]

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posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr 
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*holds hand on mouth* *face turns red* *holding in the giggles* NICE, Hey what do Du get when Du find a dead blonde in your closet?
bubble_babe posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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me mean. k.
cooluk posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Hey i cant help being mean
cooluk posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
Bella_Swan3 said:
A rabbit and a bär each get three wishes.

Bear: I wish I was the most handsome bär in the forest!

Rabbit: I wish I had a motorbike!

Bear: I wish i was the most handsome bär in the world!

Rabbit: I wish I had a motorbike helmet!

Bear: I wish I was the only male bär in the world!

Rabbit: Ehh...I've already got everything I want, so... I WISH MR bär WAS GAY!!!
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haha thats a good one =]
demon_wolf posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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LMFAO!
bubble_babe posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
TOTALIzzyluver said:
How do Du wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker face!
(get it poke-her face?)

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nice one. lols.
cooluk posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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man u stahl, stola mine
dramalyric posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
twilightGGlost said:
What do Du get when u cut 200 bras in half???




400 yaulmukas (the little hats Jewish ppl wear) with chin straps



idk if its funny but my friend told it to me lmao
i put the picture just in case ppl dont know what im talking about lmao

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 What do Du get when u cut 200 bras in half??? 400 yaulmukas (the little hats Jewish ppl wear) with chin straps idk if its funny but my friend told it to me lmao i put the picture just in case ppl dont know what im talking about lmao
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lol!
monLOVEbrucas posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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haha lols. nice one
cooluk posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
lollipopszx3 said:
How do Du put 5 Venusaurs, 7 Blastoises, and 9 Charizards in a truck?
Pokemon (Pok-em-on)
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lols
cooluk posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
AlexSelenaRules said:
This are cheezey
Why didn't the skeleton kreuz the road?
Cuz it didn't have the guts

What did the baby digatil clock say to it's mother?
Look mom!no hands!
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Like it lmao
twilightGGlost posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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lols. hahha. nice one
cooluk posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
bubble_babe said:
Whats a Katzen fav color?

Purrr-ple

XD, LOL that was bad, uh, damn (if anyone did this i'm sorry)
Ok theirs this boy and his dad, and the boys trying to learn his name.
he gose to school the Weiter day. Teacher asks 'Whats your name?'
he says 'I'm a boy from ten-a-see, i'll kick your but from baum to tree.' so he got in trouble and he had to go see the princble. princble asks 'whats your name'
he says 'I'm a boy from TEN-A-SEE, i'll kick your but from baum to tree'.
the school the suws him, later on the juge asks him 'Whats your name'
and, Du gessed it, the boy sagte 'I'm a boy from TEN-A-SEE, i'll kick your butt from baum to tree.' so they killed the boy.
down in hell the devil comes up and says 'Whats your name?'
the boy says 'I'm a boy from ten-a-see i'll kick your but from baum to tree.' the devil smiled and said
'I no that game, 'i'm the DEVIL UNDER GROUND...I'LL BURN YOUR BUT ROWN!' Hey!' :)
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LOL that was funny, i was like wtf LOL at the killling part :P Zufällig but not bad x]
monLOVEbrucas posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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hahhah. that is funny. good jjoke. i loved it
cooluk posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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i dont get it...
The-Stig posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Yeah I dont get it either, I know Du wrote this like 3 months Vor but can Du please explain it? LOL sorry
moo000 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
ClonedPickle said:
Why would did the fat man eat a lamp?
He wanted a light snack. :)
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hahha
cooluk posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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heehee
twilightGGlost posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
dustfinger said:
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only 2 but the real Fragen is how do Du get them in the lightbulb
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nice one. lols
cooluk posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
scarlet009 said:
son; dad a boy calls me gay in school

dad; y dont u beat him and shout at him??

son; dad but he is so CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!

how was it tell me
n a want a prop...............;-)
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this is killer awesome. hahhaha. bcoz hes so cute. lols. yea i'll give 2 props.
cooluk posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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thts real funny :)
The-Stig posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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LMFAO
bubble_babe posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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hahaha
scarlet009 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
Grapejuice said:
I read this in a magazine, its so funny...

A man is planning a trip down south to celebrate he and his wife's anniversary (i spelled that wrong)at the hotel they had their honeymoon. He goes there and plans the reservations a Tag early.
Then he e-mails his wife that it's ready. But, he gets the address wrong and sends it to a recently widowed women. The Weiter day, the widow's son finds his wife fainted in front of the computer, and sees this e'mail on screen:

My darling wife. I've finally arrived. I've got it planned for Du to come tomorrow. I hope your trip down here is as pleasent as mine was.

PS. It's hot! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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man this is killer. awesome. hhaaahahahah. good one
cooluk posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
The-Stig said:
A man walked in to a bar. ouch.
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OMG I know Right!
bubble_babe posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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LOL
The-Stig posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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an oldie, but a goodie. Liebe it =D
moo000 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
demon_wolf said:
there are 3 scientists and the are in a temple, in the temple there are 3 doors the 1st scientist Bill walks up to the door on the door is a water symbol, Bill walks through the door and he hears a voice say "whoever enters this room will die Von water." Bill shrugs it off and keeps going 2 find treasures.
The 2nd scientist Jack walks up 2 a door and on the door is a symbol of fire.us Jack walks through the door and a voice says "whoever enters this room will die Von fire." Jack shrugs it off and goes to find treasures.
The 3rd scientist Alex goes over 2 the last door but the symbol on the door is scratched off. Alex walks through the door and hears a voice say "whoever enter this room will die Von ekkkkkkkkk.*scratching noise*" Alex keeps walking to find treasures.
30 years later.......
Bill is on his yacht and it sinks and he drowns, Jack is in his house sitting Von his fireplace when his house burns down. Alex knows he is Weiter but does not know how, so he gets together a bunch of people 2 protect him. he is in his room when over the walkie talkie some says "there is a giant ekkkkkk *scraching noise*" Through the door comes a giant floating coffinALEX starts throwing pillows,blankets,books, a lamp his click, vut it still keeps coming. he gets up and runs to his bathroom and shuts the door but it smashes threw. he then throws soap, shampoo, clothes, razer, asprin, pain pills, cough drops and all of a sudden it stopped.us do Du know why?

Cuz cough drops stop the coffin.... LOL (get it cough drops stop the coughing)
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NICE!
bubble_babe posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
the_bunkster said:
Why did the scarecrow get a medal??

Coz he was outstanding in his field!!

LOL, my grandpa told me that one
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he he he
moo000 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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LMAO!
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Gracie1995 said:
okay so this is from My Best Friend's Girl:
A Priest and a Rabbi are standing against a a Wand and a little choir boy walks Von and bends over to tie his shoe and the priest says to the Rabbi "Man, I'd like to screw him" and the Rabbi says "Screw him outta what?"
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CULLEN-HALE said:
whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at 3 HOs!!
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hahah nice one
dsgt5 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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ROFLMAO! omg! nice one ! LOL..
taisa posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
tooch said:
Yo mama's so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint roller.

LOL. I Liebe these jokes.
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LMAO!
taisa posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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