What is the weirdest/dumbest thing Du said/did?

the weirdest thing i did: dance like a maniac hobo on the streets
dumbest thing i said: MOMMY IM A UNICORN!

Ummm...lately, the dumbest thing I did: walking up to a car to fix my hair using the window as a mirror and starting grimacing and singing, until I realized there was a person in the car staring at me :P
Thing I said: Well, me aand my sister had 4 juiceboxes each, I had drank all of mine, and when she drank her last one I walked up and sagte "You drank my juice!"
Her: But it was the last one of mine...you have drank 4
Me: Yes but this one was mine, I drank yours first! :O

Stupidest thing I did: Say in the middle of a cheering crowd at Tour De Nerdfighting "GO HANK SOCK!".
Stupidest thing I said:(When I was five, in front of my oldest sis) Hmmm....Horse + Pony.....A HORNY!! A HORNY! A HORNY!*Dancing in circles*

Sis: ._.

1.Flipped off my bett landed on my head
2.Stuffed jalapenos peppers in my mouth
3.Walked into a wall
4.Slipped without slipping on anything
5.I starting and dancing and alot of people were looking at me
6.I punched myself in the eye and other parts of my face accidentally.
7.I almost slipped and cracked something "expensive" namely my family jewels. >.>
8. I almost knocked myself out from bumping my head into a tree..

etc.

Said:
Back to the birthday life BD


ENGLAND DON"T BURY YOUR ELEPHANT, HOW WOULD Du FEEL IF YOUR elefant BURIED YOU!?

OBEY STEVE.

EHEEHHEHEHEH I"MMAA HYPER DBDD


Did: Rage threw my 3DS, rage threw my DS lite, put 20 sweet tarts in my mouth at once,Sat in a freezing cold fast moving river :x barrel rolled in a public pool, pole dance in public, many different sex poses :3 (not actual sex)

Weirdest/dumbest thing(s) I did: I put on dress up clothes five sizes too small, ran down a hall and tried to jump into a room, slammed my foot into the doorframe, and really hurt two of my toes. This was about a Jahr ago, and I still can't Bewegen one of my toes. .-.
I was playing Twister with a couple friends, and somehow I pulled a muscle in my leg Von standing in a position for too long, so I had to sit out.
I dressed up in a chameleon suit, and my Friends (same ones from Twister) pushed me on a little toy car until I fell flat on my face.

Weirdest/dumbest thing I said: I sagte "You let your son drink BEER?!?!" when I was eating with a friend and her family at a restaurant. Turns out he ordered root beer, and it being a country style restaurant, they brought it out in a glass bottle that looked like beer. >.<

Oooooooh boy, that's a list.

Well, lets just go with sixth grade when I drew cat whiskers on my face in eye shadow and went around like that for a while.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I don't know. I've done a lot of dumb things. I think my whole life is full of dumb things

Weridest:When my class was playing in the gym,I was sitting on the bleachers.I was sitting and at the corner of my eye I saw a volleyball coming towards me(left side of me).When it was close to me,I hit it away from myself(reflexes) without turning oder any thing.After that I just started to forget about it like I would if a fly passed by.I remember when the girl who hit the ball towards me asked if I was "ok".
Stupidest:I forgot this sucka's name(I ain't really good with names).I really don't care if he is my friend oder not but yeah.Besides,I ain't gone be at that school nor is he.