If I was a chicken and I crossed the road, would Du annoy me and ask WHY I crossed the road ?

No
but the only reason why the chicken did kreuz the road was because the farmer told the chicken not to kreuz the road yet the chicken did it any way. That's a badass chicken

No. A chicken has the right to kreuz roads without having its motives brought into question.

I would probably not even see you, so no.