MY sentence maker :P

Monat Du were born

Jan = I kissed
Feb = I ate
Mar = I beat up
Apr = I murdered
May = I rode
June = I stabbed
July = I tackled
Aug = I jumped over
Sept = I taught
Oct = I ente taped
Nov = I deep fried
Dec = I spat on

Tag Of Birth

1 = A unicorn
2 = A dinosaur
3 = Miley Cyrus
4 = The Jonas Brothers
5 = My friend
6 = A pillow
7 = The klu klux klan
8 = A boat
9 = A oreo
10 = Ashlee Simpson
11 = A band- aid
12 = A angry Bird
13 = The temple run guy
14 = A cannibal
15 = A derp guy/girl
16 = A monkey
17 = A motorcycle
18 = My cousin
19 -= Your Mom
20 = A evil bird
21 = A zombie
22 = Jessica Simpson
23 - Adele
24 = Jessie J
25 = A spider
26 = A chipmunk
27 = A chipette
28 = A saft bottle
29 = A energy drink
30 = A pumpkin
31 = Edward Cullen

Pick a movie

Harry Potter = Cause im awesome
Twilight = Because I was drunk
Percy Jackson Series = For no reason
The Chipmunks series = Because thats life
The spongebob movie = Because IDGAF

I got I rode a unicorn because IDGAF