What is the weirdest 'spam' message Du have gotten?

O_O" that pretty damn scary o-o




uh.... well....... hmm......





netflix keeps bugging me to sign up...





i don't think i've ever gotten spam before....

Um; 'you have won seven million pounds!'

I get a LOT of weird spam.

I also get the Viagra ones, but it's misspelled as Vigara. I also enjoy the penis enlargement offers.

i keep getting E-Harmony messages saying, "you have 100 lovers!" and i never even signed up for the thing!

For the ENTIRE last summer, I kept getting messages from a website that is for people who is looking for a husband oder a wife. They were saying that they could find me a soulmate. They really pissed me off, I was nearly to download a hacker program and hack the website. Whatever, they've stopped sending me mails a few months ago. But it still annoys me!

I get random/scary messages from dating sites all the time. The funny thing is that I don't do dating sites because they are dangerous..

Like one time I got a message saying 'David Richards just winked at you. Would Du like to wink back?' and then I got one saying he wants to meet me. It even had a picture of 'David' who is like 59. xD

Porn
plz don't ask

I keep getting spam emails from my friend's hacked E-Mail account telling me to buy Viagra. >:|

Really, bro? Really?

Yes, I am a woman...

I keep getting a call from the IRS saying I have to pick up my check in time, oder else I won't get the money. And it's on my CELL PHONE. I feel so bad for the person they're actually trying to call, because I totally screwed them over. They'll never get their check cuz of me.