Any funny Zitate lately?

I've got a few million GLaDOS quotes. ._____.

Yes! Burning people! He says what we're all thinking!

Look, I know that we're in a lot of trouble and probably going to die, but that was worth it.

What's that in your hand?! Knowing you, it's a deep fat fryer.

AUGH! BIRD! BIRD! KILL IT! IT'S EVIL! ...It flew off. Good. For him. Alright, back to thinking.

If it makes Du feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother's decision to abandon Du on a doorstep.

Alright, fine. Let's all act like humans. "Boy, I Liebe sweating! Let's convert leaves and meat into energy and go shopping!"

Why don't Du marry that thing since Du Liebe it so much? Do Du want to marry itWELL I WON'T LET YOU. How does that feel?

Oh hi. So, how are Du holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO.

What's your point, anyway? Survival? Well, then, the last thing Du want to do is hurt me. I have your brain scanned, and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you, which it's just about to. Don't believe me? Here, I'll put Du on! *stupid and gargled imitation of Chell's voice* "HELLOOO!" That's you! That's how dumb Du sound! You've been wrong about everything you've ever done, including this thing. You're not smart, you're not a scientist, you're not a doctor, you're not even a full-time employee. Where did your life go so wrong?

A few

"Those are all very good stories but Du know what else is good? Twilight, they say it's just for tweens but I do Liebe those vampires" (funnier if Du know that the speaker is a forty six Jahr old Irish man who loves to inflict pain.)

Me: My Favorit actor is going to be a daddy, his mother's pregnant...uh I mean wife.
Emily: I'd hope so, that would be gross an old lady giving birth.
Me: Wait really, I just accidentally sagte he'd gotten his MOTHER pregnant and that's your first concern?

(about me) "She's not right (mentally, I'd just discussed how tasty tin cans were)

Cowboy Fuzzie he's our pal
He's our bestest buddy
He knows lots of games and tricks
And won't let us get muddy