What is the creepiest pickup line Du have ever heard?

Hey, can Du catch me.I think I'm falling... for you!!

Rosen are red
Violets are blue...

Let me put my dick in you

xD

"I want to treat Du like my homework. Slam Du on the schreibtisch and do Du all night long."

And I'm just gonna casually leave this video here. ._.

all of these.

Germany: Would Du like to sample my bratwurst?

Italy: My tower of Piza stopped leaning when Du walked in.

America: Would Du like to take a trip to the Washington Monument?

Canada: Let me Zeigen Du how well I handle my hockey stick!

England: My Big Ben just struck 12

Ukraine: What? girls don't need pickup lines, we have boobs.

"Does this rag smell likechloroform to you?"
"Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would Du like to be in my Weiter Foto shoot?"
"Do Du believe in helping the homeless? If yes then takeme Home with you."

quote from the midnight beasts "book at us now"

how do u like ur eggs, poached, scrambled oder fertilized?
-ashley horne (boy, just saying if ur confused)

"im guessing ur legs are like tescos-always open"
-ashley horne

they both made me go "wait, WHAT?" when i read them.

Nice legs what time do they open?
And
Baby did Du just fart? Cause Du blow me away!

Mine

Heeeeey babe?Wanna see an R rated film called Wanna Have Sex?

I just punched him in the face and left

The most frequently used on me;Can I have your penis...I mean would Du like to come inside of me...err um,Wanna go to a dark place,and*I leave* I meant a movie this time

You're so cute. I wanna lock Du up in my basement, naked.

"hey little kid Du want to come into may car for candy?"

Revenge? Nah, I'm too lazy. I'm gonna sit here and let karma fuck Du up.


o.o ..

My friend Dominick told me that his other friend told him these(he didnt use it on him he just told him)

Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do Du want it in the front oder the back?

I dont want to come between you... oder do I

I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.

The ones that were used on me were

Do Du like rainbows, cause Du can taste my regenbogen any time.


Rosen are red
Violets are blue...

Let me put my dick in Du

Wow, People in my school are wacked up.. xD

everytime i look at your picture Du always look so beatury so bright why won't Du go out with me just let me Liebe Du and Hold Du around your waist..;) please gurl your hot!!! my friend guy friend sagte dis.

Creepy pickup line:

I heard you're going to bed. Mind if I Slytherin?

O_O