What is something Zufällig Du could do with a socke monkey?

Du could stand on the roof above a door, tie a string to it, and then every-time someone rings the door bell, lower the socke monkey and make a bunch of weird noises.

Throw it at your annoying neighbor..
Throw it at your dog...

oder even throw it at yourself.

"Wipe my arsch with it," sagte my dad xD.I said, "Maybe also tie it to a string and make noises when someone tries to grab a banana."