What is the weirdest birthday present you've ever received?

Used underpants... >.>

A very sweet letter from my aunt explaining to me how disrespectful I am and how I'm too bad of a person to receive presents... XD

I had a friend named Mick, and he was always pretty weird. On my birthday, he gave me a Spongebob card. There was a coupon for Oscar Meyer Wieners and a peice of grüner salat, salat taped to the inside ._.

This is the story of my birthday a few months ago.

Once upon a time in a magical place (better known as "the park"), my Friends came over for my birthday party. We had a great time and played tennis, then soon I opened presents. They were all quite amazing, but then something caught my attention:

One of my Friends had wrapped it in duct tape. TWO ROLLS. It took us a good ten to fifteen Minuten trying to open it up. O.O

Inside that present was a box. How happy I was to see that it was all over...but wait! What's this? Another box wrapped in duct tape.

I spent another five Minuten oder so getting it opened, then finally got to my prize: a cute little figurine of Link from Phantom Hourglass. ...But his poor arms were detached. O_O

P.S. These magical rolls of tape were purple and cyan. We stuck them on our heads when we were through. -w-

._. Bubbles

The Einhörner vs. Narwhals playset complete with exchangeable battle horns... This was last year.

Human souls...





Not really XD. I've never really got a present that was worthy enough to be called weird.

a Barbie Doll Leg

bitten piece of gum

Well last Jahr I got a clay headless leprechaun and guinea pig b-gone! and Fuzzoodles! woooh! I also got batteries one year! lol... I gave my friend a manikin head and gummy body part sushi for the hell of it one day.

a pair of underwear from my dad two sizes too big i emailed him an angry letter saying its extremely rude to call a woman fat

Marajuana....my bday's on 4/20 xD

Some shapoo.

the head of a socke monkey with a note taped 2 it that says:
Ur Weiter maaawwwwwhahahaha!

I Never did find out who sent it.

A Liebe letter from someone i didn't even knew

I haven't gotten any weird things. But once I had to put something together last-minute for my friend, so I took a foam dart and stud it on a headless Barbie covered in dried barbecue sauce.

I'm not kidding.

She loved it. xD She sagte it "reflects her insanity."

A dictionary from my crazy aunt...who gives an eight Jahr old girl a dictionary for her birthday?

A condom... e.o My Friends are weird. xD

Wrinkle cream.
It wasn't even a "haha, you're getting older" joke. It was just... wrinkle cream.

Pens & labels for school.

A box of dog biscuits.
That I willingly ate.

I want that so bad. .__.

Everyone I know is a little "off".XD Probably my 13th birthday, when this person I know gave me seeds that are supposed to grow donuts... Yes i planted them and yes I think something unusual is growing...

I dont remember if it was a birthday but it was pom poms. When I was Lesen this over I read it wrong XD

OkayOkayOKAY, when Du can't think of shit to get, get shit. SO get this, I dropped my baby sized poop inside a box and my friend layed a giant majestic lunker in the corner of the box (basically the whole box), wrapped it up in birthdae wrap, drove to my Friends house while repeatedly spraying the box with Axe and finally make it to my Friends birthday. at this point laughter spikes among us as the final moment approaches, he notices that something bad is in the box. I take action and kick the box at hym causing the mighty turd the roll out to his feet.. He smiles, laughs and pukes of joy!

my crazy aunt alway give me some kind of my bra and underwear