if Du saw a zombie eating a salad....what would Du do?

Just as long as it was eating my greens instead of my brains...I'd lock it in a room and call the cast of my Favorit show, for some reason in my dream last night they were trying to cure a zombie plague...oh and I'd get the main guy some pants because right before I woke up his pants got infected and he took them off.

*walks up to zombie and taps him on the shoulder* Hey buddy, weren't Du supposed to eat brains oder something along the lines of vital organs? *gets brain eaten* Ouch...

"It was about time Du thought of losing weight. That all meat diet turned Du into a big chunk of deceased lard.
Hit the treadmill next, Bob.
Oh and, CLOSE YOUR MOUTH WHEN Du CHEW. That's nasty, bro. 8l"

Bitch, thats my fucking salat now give me some before I take your head. ._______.

I'd say "Do Du like mushrooms on your salad?"

wait if a zombie eats a salad...would that mean that the salat will become a zombie too?
There's nothing scarier than zombie-salad!!!!

... shoot it I guess...?

I'd shit rainbows and puke glitter.

Shoot his head off. That's my salad! Nobody touches my salat and gets away with it. Nobody! *Death glare*

Ask him if it's a good salad.

EDIT: oder her, in granny's case.

This literally made me chuckle a little bit.
I'd still shoot his face off . . .

Pff no manners.... "HEYYY ZOMBI GIVE SOME OVER HERE!"

Ask if i could have some and ask if he was on twitter :D

First vegetarian Vamperes now zombies whats Weiter flying pigs

This would be me:
Me: HEYY! ZOMBIE! FUCKING THANK U 4 EATING SALAD! I HATE IT!
Zombie: BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHH GGAAAAAAAAARRRRR HHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGUUUUUUUUUUUU
Me: I like my hair too?
Zombie: HHHHHPOOO GGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIINNNNNN HHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAA
Me: God bless u??!