Hetalia pick up lines?

AMERICA PICK UP LINES

1.Hey baby! How would Du like to stimulate MY ECONOMY?!

2. How would Du like to stay at MY FLORIDA tonight?

3. RING! RING! Geography called! Wondering why your not on oben, nach oben of me yet!

4.JUST DO ME! *facepalm*

I THOUGHT THE INVASION WAS OVER. ;n;
Oh well...I think I have Russia's...
it is...
wait for it...
KOLKOLKOL Hi.

Always works.

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Prussia: Kesesesesesese!
France: Ohonhonhonhohn~
Sweden: SO- *Cue Finland screaming an extremely MANRY scream*
Japan: ... *Cue fangirls throwing themselves at him*

...
That's all I got... XD

France: ohonhonhonhon, let us go Mon Cheri.

...This shit again. -sighs-

I hope this doesn't go too far.........


xD

i think russia's is obvious...

Become one with me, da?

Japan: Um, herro. It's a preasure to meet you.
Yeah, fangirls like me see that as a pickup line!

France: Stop Von my place tonight, oui? I have rope and whipped cream, ohonhonhonhon!

this isnt mine SO...this Frage reminded me of this vid i saw~

Here's one for America

America: do Du have any American in Du and if not, do Du want one?

America: Drop the ZERO, and get with the HERO!!!

Oooh! I have some Germany ones. XD

"Wanna know why they call me a drill sergeant?"
"I'm so bad in bett Du have to experience it!"
"What's a beautiful girl like Du doing in a dirty place like my mind?"
"You're just like Italy. Du never go away. Although in your case, perhaps it's a good thing."