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What's your Favorit cheesy pick-up line?

Mine is "Hey does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" but if that doesn't count, it's "Hey, there is something wrong with my phone, your number's not in it."
 Sammisaurus posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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NomyCake said:
My boyfriend has a tendency to send me stupid, hilarious pick up lines so I have quite a few.

"Are Du an overdo book? Cause you've got FINE written all over you."
"Do Du have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."
"The only thing I want between Du and me is latex."

And, the best...

"Are Du a general? Because you're making my privates stand at attention!"

XD
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posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr 
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I'm voting this best answer!
SheWolf11 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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OMG LOL!!
zanesaaomgfan posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
Shadowmarioking said:
I don't pay attention to pick-up lines.
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posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr 
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Du have to have heard at least one that made Du chuckle.
Sammisaurus posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Maybe. My mind just refuses to work for me right now. .______________.
Shadowmarioking posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
yeidcullen said:
the super long "hello"
and if that doesn't count then that really stupid heaven line *pity laugh*
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There are a lot of cheesy "did Du fall from heaven" ones xD
Sammisaurus posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
Trainofdoom said:
Are Du Lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.

Do Du have a map? I just keep on getting Lost in your eyes.

Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here

Was Du father an alien? Because there's nothing else like Du on Earth!

See this pin? I want to prick Du with it to see if Du truly do bleed sunshine.

(hold out hand) Would Du hold this for me while I go for a walk?


I admit that last one was kinda cute xD
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posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr 
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Somebody farted... XD What?! The last one is cheesy, but yeah, it's cute too X3
Sammisaurus posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Oh my goodness my boyfriend sagte something almost exactly like that last one once and I had completely forgotten about that until now... XD
NomyCake posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Last one was so cute!
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SheWolf11 said:
America's Failed Pick-Up Lines

Hey baby! How would Du like to stimulate MY ECONOMY?

RING RING Geography called! Wondering why your not on oben, nach oben of me yet!

How would Du like to stay on MY FLORIDA tonight hmmmm?
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PAAAAASTAAAAAA~!! :D
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GoldnSnitch_96 said:
Do Du work for Subway? Cause you're giving me a foot long (;
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XDDDD!!! That's just WRONG, but oh so right... XD
NomyCake posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Oh lordy xD
Sammisaurus posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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hahah
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