What's the craziest thing that has happened to Du in school so far?

Today in ELA, two boys were in a fight. It was getting really bad.

So, the ELA teacher stood up from his desk,
and all of the sudden yelled,

"SEX!!!"

At the oben, nach oben of his lungs.

The two boys, along with everyone else in the classroom, and a few people in the hallway immediately turned their heads to face him.
Then he said,

"That always works! Now that I've got your attention, Du two boys are staying after school until 3:00pm for detention."

True story.
The had to be the craziest/Funniest thing to ever happen at school.

I went to school.

... I got to explain my obsession with numbers to my math class.... XD Everyone was so confused.

well i got my first f in math :/ god i suck.

My history teacher cussed three times. (once on Monday, twice on Tuesday, and all that shit.)

First, my hs has no windows and is ghetto as shit. Second. A boy hopped on oben, nach oben of another boys back & the boy being held clapped together coconuts so that it would sound like a horse galloping. I turned to the friend I was talking too and sagte what the hell is wrong with these people?!?!!?

I made loads of Friends guys kept talking to me i thought i was going to be a loner oh well. >.<

Lets see:
1. I got my social studies teacher to say "Jack Ass"
2. In health and biology we're learning about sex and the guys are completely horny so I swear half of them had boners
3. Slushie machines overflowing and gets all over students
4. Homework pileing up like crazy
5. The teachers pretty much lose everything.
6. MY LOWEST GRADE IS A 91 AND ALL THE REST ARE 100's! THAT NEVER HAPPENED B4!!!!!!

My science teacher was mixing chemicals and lit something on fire, it was pretty sweet.

My science teacher was making a gelee sandwich:
She ripped the bag of brot open, toke gelee out of the jar (WITH HER HAND!), spreaded it on her desk, toke some out with the spork, put it on the bag, and then finally rubbed it around the brot that she already had out <.<. And we had to guide her to do it due to some stupid Science Method thing XD.

pretty good not bad nor awesome my shcool just has a new shitty director from like some monks girl school and she thinks we`re going to stop wearing neckleces and earings and hairbands.plus we wear shcool uniforms blue plaid with blue shirts.she will not let me wear mt Converse she is getting on my nerves.

I found out that I have, on odd odd days like yesterday, I have math, then lunch, then health, all with Sarah, and that is all in a row...

Then we where messing with livers in biology...

/has already graduated :D

We were in gym, and Ms. Gurlich was telling us about the correct way to do a push up, while Ms. Kilmer was demonstrating it. All of a sudden, Ms. Kilmer started laughing her head off, rolling on the ground, with her face beginning to turn red. At first, Ms, Gurlich ignored it, but then she turned around and asked, "What in the world are Du laughing about?!" And, still laughing, she replied, "Cause I gotta fart!" XD

Nothing much. I guess when we (the whole class) had to dance a certain way (our teacher made us) just to go get something... Oh and every single Tag in science class a whole bunch of boys yell "TITTIES!" and the teacher doesn't even notice. XD

My English teacher (who is awesome, btw) asked us what we wanted to be called at the beginning of the school year. She swore that she would call us that name for the rest of her life (some Zufällig kid she had in her class is now a teacher, and she still calls him "Zen" XD), so we should choose wisely. So of course, this kid named Nick decided he wanted to be called McLovin'. Now everyone calls him that, and he has to write it on all his English papers to not get points deducted. XD

3-8 kids are now suspended from my school.
2 teachers have already Lost it with their new classes.
1 principal f*cked up the school.

1-i had this big fight whit my last Jahr since teacher coze she dont know one damn thing about since and we allways keep fixing her mistakes and 3 weeks later she is gone.
2-i was Singen in class and my teacher sagte keep up the good worke LOL XD
4-i called my teachers sometimess (MOM)

#1 Well a few days Vor (this is still happening) a group of guys are hitting on me, like waaaayyy to much. One guys is asking for my number which means if I give it to him he will reveal it to the other guys. So thats not happening. -.- Nothing thats weirder than that happened.

Lots of things for instance a teacher starting to yell at a kid for saying f*ck Du only to find out it was a special ed kid trying to say barbecue oder the same teacher jumping out at me to cure my hiccups freshmen year.

My geometry teacher came right into the clas room and pucked right in the middle of the floor.

9/14
-Biology Class-
Boy: Can Du use steroids to make a bigger penis?

Everyone:*laughter*

Teacher: I'm sure all the girls in here are wondering if there's a problem down there because Du just asked that question.

9/15
-Biology Class-
Teacher: .....and newborns get their white blood cells from the mother's breast milk.

Same boy: Can men lactate?

Everyone:*laughter*

Teacher: -.-

OK, my crush, Trace, was being stupid like always and he was like:

Peyton: Hey! dont touch my schreibtisch with your dirty hands.

Trace: *standing right infront of my desk* I just washed my hands! *fake cough and mummbles* Last week...

Me: *starts to laugh and looks at Trace*

Trace: *Looks at me, laughs a little and smiles at me*

Me: *wants to faint* 'o'

and thats what happened. and my