Who are you? And who am I?

Du be cookie, I be cookie-killing sledgehammer. The end.

I'm the hash-slinging slasher and you're a taco with a mustache that makes Du look like a rapist. ...Like Waluigi, if Waluigi was a taco.

Du are Luke. and i am....
YOUR FATHER!!

I am what I am are Du what Du are oder what?

I'm Finn, and this is my dog Jake. I have my Friends Princess Bubblegum, Marceline, and Beemo with me most of the time. I live in a treehouse in Ooo, and my job is to stop the Ice King from causing harm to Ooo. Jake and I always like to have adventures, and we always explore.

You're Slender Man.

I'm me.

Who the hell are you?

I am a pokemon master

Du are a mr.douchbag for asking this Frage because it has been asked many times before and its fhuckin annoying so stop.

i am thing 1 and Du are thing 2

...Um?

<.< My name is uhhhh 24 :D
and ur uhh idk :P

"I am the Doctor, and Du are the Daleks!"

i'm Alessa Gillespie, don't mess with me!

Kimi wa oujo boku wa meshitsukai
Unmei wakatsu aware na futago
Kimi o mamoru sono tame naraba
Boku wa aku ni datte natte yaru

Try and guess where that's from.

Who am I? There's a sign on the front that says "Lou's Tavern".


I'm fuckin' Lou, Who the fuck are you?

...1924?

I am who I am to be the person to know who Du are.

=D

Me: Somebody
You: Ben

According to my Icon I'm Chris from The Sopranos which is odd since I'm female and according to yours you're some Anime dude.

Look at your questions. Back to mine. Back to yours. NOW BACK TO MINE.

Sadly, they aren't mine. But if Du stopped trolling and started posting legitimate crap it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through questions, finding the ones that your Frage could look like. Back at mine, what is it? It's a highly effective counter-troll. Look again, MY Kommentar HAS A MUSTACHE.

Anything is possible when Du copy and paste. I'm on a rainbow.

when Du do know what I am, I'm nothing
but when Du don't know what I am, I'm always something

I'm a girl on this website, with a stupid Nutzername i regret.

and i don't even know Du X_x

I am a person who has off school today because of flooding. Du are probably one of those people who either still have oder are out of school and have a job.