Dumb Criminal: (From my Civics teacher probably not true) There was this guy who was robbing a bank. He was all covered up Von clothes. He didn't say a word to the banker. He wrote a note and gave it to the banker that said, "I have a gun. Put the money in the bag". He ran off with money in his bag. Cops found him that night. Du know how? On the back of the note was his name, phone number, and address.
Here's some of my Favorit Zitate from my Favorit movie, Subject Two: ~~~ Doctor Ethan Vick: Im sorry for shooting you, that wasnt very scientific. ~~~ *hunter shoots Adam mistakin him for animal* Hunter: Oh My God, dude! Im gso sorry! Adam: *stands* Oh, hey. Im Adam. Whats up? ~~~ *Adam and Dr. Ethan Vick are talking about Ethan's delivery girl who hes never actually met.* Adam: She likes you. Dr. Ethan Vick- She doesnt know me. Adam: She likes the idea of you. Dr. Ethan Vick: *mutturs* I like the idea of me. ~~~
A Zufällig girl walked up to me outside the public bathroom in our city centre and she yelled at the oben, nach oben of her voice - OMG !!!!! I was in the public toilets and had just sat down and a voice from the Weiter cubicle sagte "Hi !, how are Du ?" So, embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine". The voice sagte "So what are Du up to ?". I said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here !". From Weiter door, "Can I come over?". Annoyed, I sagte " rather busy right now". The voice said, "Listen, i will have to call Du back, there's an idiot Weiter door answering all my questions". Von now i'm deaf from her screaming in my ear telling me this story so i turn to her and calmly say "so you're the idiot, i wondered who Du were"
My teacher: So, class, that is how the revolutionary war started. Me: *raises hand* But I thought it was because England wanted America to get him a cup of tee and America was fed up with this bossy shit so he rebelled against! D:
