My first school's lunches wer horrible! People found bugs in the salad, some of the Essen was mouldy and once some students got Essen poisoning from some bad meat. That's all true, but what I heard from some other atudents are kinda hard to believe. I heard stuff like the cooks scratched their "you-know-whats" and then touched the Essen and that Schokolade sprinkles on the cakes is really dirt.
My new school's Essen is great though. The Essen is healthy and tastes good and is actually clean, and there is always going to be something that Du would like. And the cooks are nice and we see them wash their hands all the time. As Du can see, the Essen is miles better.
Our cheeseburgers are stiffer than a constantly horny guy on viagra. Du could klatschen, smack it on the tabelle as hard as Du could and nothing would happen to them. The milch is always spoiled. The pizza tastes like someone threw a bunch of random, cheap ingredients that they didn't know anything about together, froze it, and didn't even heat it up well. I've found worms in the Essen before. My friend swore she found a cockroach head. And don't get me started on the Obst and vegetable cups. The only thing I've ever had from the school cafeteria that was good is the chicken.
In other words, I go to a poor, cheap school that cares Mehr about their precious sports than their education and food. Sure, the gym gets a nice new finishing, but we only have one foreign language class and crappy food. Our lunch ladies don't even cook! They just heat ready-made and Frozen Essen up. My school is ridiculous.
They're like dog shit coated in barf, marinated in toilet water, and with ants living in it dried on a clothes rack and brought straight to your plate. The speck is the only exception. The speck is fucking fantastic.