There's A Cat Under My bett And I Can't Get Her Out o_O

First, Du need seven zebras and a kartause, chartreuse sponge...

okay, call a doctor, sell him some cookies, then use the money Du saved with Geico to reincarnate the character okami, and as the cat is destracted Von it saving the world, Du grab the cat and throw it out of your bedroom door.

Du could possibly lift up your bett and get her out..

Shove a dog under there too.

Get a besen to scare it, I don't like to do that but I one time when my cat got under my dressers and was rustling papers I had no choice because I wanted to sleep.

Hiss at her. Just kidding. I'd grab a stick and just tap her with it, either she'll get annoyed and keep doing it until she leaves, oder she want to play with it. If she want's to play with it try to lure her out with it. I'm pro at this because we have three Katzen and two of them Liebe my room for some reason.

Get pointy stuff and throw them at her

There's a stranger in my bed. There's a pounding in my head, glitter all over the room...

And there's FLAMINGOS in the pool.


^ What should I do? :P

get the besen oder the squirt bottle just to scare them out a bit.