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Are YOU, a human, judging ME?

You: Bad dog, bad! I saw Du stealing a biscuit! That makes Du a baaad dog!
Dog: And who are Du to judge ME? Du humans who have committed genocide and waged wars against people of different race and religion, and I stahl, stola A BISCUIT?! Is that a CRIME?
You: *insert response here*
(P.S. It was much funnier hearing it from Eddy Izzard)
 ivoryphills posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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NomyCake said:
ROAR!
That's my response.
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posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr 
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*faints*
ivoryphills posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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*Voted best answer for the randomless*
samuraibond005 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
Usui--takumi said:
No,I am your father.
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posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr 
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LOL
iluvsmj posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
taytrain97 said:
"At least we did something! All your kind did was get enslaved Von us, licked their own crotches, depend on us to feed Du and wuuuvv youu, breed an unearthly amount to the point where it's disgusting, and be turned into a delicacy in certain parts of Asia!"

If there was a dog that could actually find a witty response to that, I will sell my laptop to buy him. No joke.
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posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr 
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LOL.
rapunzeleah123 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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XD best!
animegrl52p posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
alismouha said:
Du can't judge me based on what my kind has done, but I can surely judge Du based on what YOU'VE done.
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rapunzeleah123 said:
Stupidity isn't a crime, so you're free to go, pup.
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posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr 
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LOL, the dog is stupid because he pointed out the sin of human history when put on the spot for stealing a biscuit? Dude, this is the quick wit lawyers everywhere would love!
ivoryphills posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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Du being serious? XD
rapunzeleah123 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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LOL.
ivoryphills posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
justleeelee said:
No, my purple pinguin has a green Mohawk though. (No idea where that came from... XD )
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posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr 
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xD Zufällig
rapunzeleah123 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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it just appeared in my head...
justleeelee posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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That would actually make a cool plushie!
ivoryphills posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
LinaHarrow said:
banane hammock?
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posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr 
zutaradragon said:
eh.....i was gonna kill myself 2day anyway...
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RedPandaLvr said:
Aparantly...
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samuraibond005 said:
Well I have not done anything of the sort.
Hitler, he was bad
Stalin, he was bad
Me, when I sole music, that was bad.
You, when Du stahl, stola that biscuit, that was bad.
Du could have asked and I would have gegeben it to you, but not anymore. Maybe tomorrow.
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-RandomChick- said:
Well, who says I'm Human? I could be... I could be a dragon for all Du know!
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xD
rapunzeleah123 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
egyptprincess7 said:
Say hello to my little friend.. -.-
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yukikiyruu said:
stahl, stola a keks is not a crime but stahl, stola anyone reputation is crime and i am the owner of u u fucking animal....
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Drisina said:
That's what she said.
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MizzMakayla said:
o_____o

omfgosh, a talking dog?
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posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr 
StarGirl1721 said:
WHAT DID I DO AGAIN
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posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr 
Shadowmarioking said:
...You my friend, have just earned a time out. GO, sit in the corner of shame!
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animegrl52p said:
Me: Du CANT be my dog! My dog is NICE! Du must be.....ANN ALIEN!!!!!!! *takes out onion* DIE!

Dog: That kills vampires.....

Me: Um.... *Takes out flashlight* Burn!

Dog: Thats ghosts.....

Me: *Takes bucket of water and pours on dog* Melt!

Dog: Witches......

Me: *angry* CHARIZARD, USE FLAMETHROWER!!!!

Dog (Alien): *burned* *dead*

Me: And thats how Du get rid of aliens. *walks away*
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posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr 
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*an alien, not ann alien
animegrl52p posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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