This one is a Japanese Urban Legend called 'Aka Manto', oder 'Red Cloak/Mantel':
Let's assume for a moment that you, like many, enjoy the basic human function of going to the bathroom. Perhaps you've had a few too many servings of sake and make a mad dash for the ladies toilets closest to you. This Artikel assumes Du are either a lady yourself oder one of those beloved perverts so beliebt to the Japanese culture. As Du enter the bathroom and sit comfortably on your thron of relief, Du suddenly hear a voice. "Do Du like the red mantel oder do Du like the blue cloak?" After sitting uncomfortably for a few seconds, wondering what possessed someone to break the cardinal rule of keeping their mouths shut while Du drain your fluid sack, Du answer with hesitation. "The Red Cloak!" According to your answer, there are a variety of hilarious outcomes: If Du answered "Red Cloak", Du will be sliced apart like a steakhouse special. According to who is telling the story, your throat may be cut, your hands chopped off, oder Du will simply be cut into pieces until the blood flowing down your fricasseed remains resembles a "red cloak". Well Shit! Du may be thinking, I'll just answer "blue cloak" then! Good idea, captain. Now take a deep breath! You're going to need it when the life is being slowly strangled out of you. The result leaves your humorously tongue-lolled face a strong blue. Thus, the "blue cloak". Sitting in your stall and ruminating on your options, Du may be wondering which of these two Du prefer? Well fear not, intrepid Cracked reader! Due to the foresight of Lesen this article, Du are well prepared! According to some variations of this legend, choosing a third color oder choosing "neither" will spare Du a gruesome death...or cause the very earth to open under Du and schlucken Du alive.
And this is why I hate going to the public bathroom :D
there USED to be this couple that hated each other so miserable in fact when they were chopping up feuer wood the wife chopped the husbands head off! so the Weiter night when the wife was at Home she started hearing noises! "who will harm me up on this cold night?" her husbands voice said, but being miserable still she replied "warm yourself up Du old coop!" and it only replied "who will sit Weiter to me on these lonely nights?" and she, still being miserable sagte "how am i supposed to know?" and then she felt a tap on her shoulder and a voice replied saying "YOU WILL!"