What did Du say 'bout my mama?

Nothing.. Only that I want your mama's sweet ass.

x'DD ..Sorry, I had to quote the bird from Scary Movie 2.

Yo Mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family.

I told her Dora couldn't explore her because her fat was so lumpy and wrinkly that she didn't want to call out the backpack.

I told her she was so fat that when she got on the scale it sagte to be continued.

Just that when she jumped into the ocean, all the whales sang- We are family! Even though you're bigger than me! :D

I wasn't talking 'bout your momma,I was talkin' 'bout your daddy.

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"Yo mama's so ugly, she made an zwiebel cry." XD

I Liebe this episode of The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. The video says it all. XD

I sagte she was a wonderful person and has a beautiful daughter.

She's so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Superbowl.

She's so fat, she wore a raincoat and people were yelling "TAXI!"

She's so black, she went to night school and got marked absent.

She's so poor, someone stepped on an old cigar and she yelled "Who turned off the heater?"

She's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.