what is the weirdest Frage u asked someone, oder someone asked u?

"Are Du magical?" Yeah, don't ask, it's a long story.

I asked someone "why is a raven like a Schreiben desk"

Do u Liebe kekse, cookies Mehr than me? LOL I told my friend that

Let's see, I've been asked...
"How did Elmo come to be?"
"Does God have dimples?"
"Why are Du wearing pants?!"

"Do Du ever feel like a plastic bag?"

Are Du Mr. Da Silva? (I'm clearly a girl, had long hair, make-up and I was wearing PINK)

Can he speak Brazilian oder only Portuguese? (the same woman, to my fiancé)

Hehehehehe did he just say me "two"? (again the same girl and fyi he sagte me "too" just cause Du can't speak English doesn't mean he can't)


Yes the agency of work in Germany REALLY needs better workers.

to me "Tristan, are Du a vampire?"
answer:yes
and from me "Do Du think that book was writen Von a monkey too?"
answer:sometimes

"Whats your bra size?" Yeah, i dont even know why i was asked that. O__o

I cant really put it up... Its kinda nasty and some 10yr old will freakout if i post it.

Where's the murder victim's arm? (okay, I admit this was in a dream I had but it's the first I can think of) how the person I was speaking to responded was "I don't know." while holding the severed arm.