which ya momma joke is funnier? pick oben, nach oben 5

yo mamma so dirty...
that when u were being born, the doctors had to wear oxygen masks.lol
when she opened her legs i got sea sick.lol
that saddam hussian tried to impact her bath water as chemical weapons.lol
yo mamma so ugly...
that when she threw a boomerang it rufused to come back.lol
they gave her a middle name (accident).lol
hotel managers use her picture to scare away rats.lol
frienkenstien refused to sleep wit her.lol
they new wat time she was born because her face stopped the clock.lol
her mom had to put a stake around her neck to get the Hunde to play wit her.lol
her father first met her in a zoo.lol
when she walked into a haunted house,she came back wit a job application.lol
when she went to a ugly contest,they sagte no perfesionals.lol
to momma so huge god created her and rested on the 7th day.lol
yo mamma so poor...
she can't even afford to got to the free clinic.lol
i caught her using Essen stamps in the gob stopper machine.lol
burglers break into the house and leave the money.lol
yo mamma so dirty oder nasty.....
she brings crabs to the beach.lol
she pours salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.lol
to mamma so fat....
she need a mad to find her butt.lol
to mamma so stupid....
she wants attempted to comit suicide Von jumping of the kurb.lol
she watches 3 stooges and take notes.lol
she got locked in a super market, and nearly starved to death.lol
she invented the silent alarm.lol
your momma is like...
the sun stare at her too long u will get blind.lol
a Weihnachten baum everyone hangs balls on her.lol
a railrodtrack,she gets laid all over the country.lol
is like a door nob,everyone gets a turn.
okay tell me wat ur fav oben, nach oben five i luv all of them it might be hard to pic:)