AH!!! *runs full speed in a straight line, making sharp lefts and rights into dark allys* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME NOW *crosses a bridge before Du even get onto it, pulls a wire, and the bridge collapses*
*laughing again* hahahah!!!! *slips* WUUUUHHH...... *the gum falls out of my hand and down the cliff*
*we stare at each other across the cliff* What do I do now?