And then he woke up from his dream, got dressed, left his house, and prepared for his Weiter concert. Because this is his career of choice, and some people enjoy his singing. The others will just have to learn to not hate due to superficial reasoning and to just leave him alone.
...He ordered all the pigs to pillage the earth and for many long years the earth fell into darkness. Until one Tag one man rose up to rebel against JB's tyrannic reign. This man was named Ryuu,and armed with the Ama-no-Murakumo-no-Tsurugi itself he one Von one killed all he demon pigs and cut out JB's voice box so that he can never lead an army again. After that Tag Ryuu grieved for the pigs he killed vowed never to kill another pig again.
A group of haters started an uprising against JB and tried to stop him from taking over the world. It wasn't too long afterwards that they went into battle and they battled long and hard until finally they stopped. They suddenly saw something strange. What was it? It was, indeed, Jason Marsden, E-Scope, and an army of mushabellies and Garfield clones coming to take over the world....and take over, they did!
These demon pigs were extremely loyal. But one Tag they heard Justin Bieber sing. They screamed in protest and agony as their eardrums exploded. One trip to the emergency room later, the demon pig army called a Unicorn Hitman named Pablo. Pablo gored JB with his horn,tied him to a chair, got into a plane, and pushed. Many people of the world cheered as Justin came crashing down to Earth from 30,000 feet up. After, everyone skipped off into the sunset holding hands. THE END
...and than he woke up from his dream. Than, in despair upon realizing how pathetic his existence is, he publically apologizes for annoying the crap out of so many people. And in an instant, he shoots himself in the head, getting large amounts of his little brain all over crying fangirls and laughing sane persons.
People need to seriously stop overestimating that guy.
KABOOM! He was just Schauspielen for an episode in CSI. (: After the job, he went back Home with millions of dollars in his pockets, smiling. Far, far away, millions of jealous people grew envy of him and decided to kill him. Not too long after, Jesus, rose up and told them "Treat others the way Du want to be treated. He did nothing wrong, and there is a certain boundary we should stay in. Leave the boy alone, and it shall do good to your future." Since then, his haters became neutral about his existence and began to PAY Mehr RESPECT.