So in my 2nd hour, Science class, we get 15 Minuten to talk at the end of class (because the teacher is tired of dealing with us) so this girl, Kayla, was making these paper frogs that jump when Du push on the back of them. So, this guy, Michael, tried to make one for himself, but he didn't do it right, so he pushed on the back of it over and over until he sagte "Aw, it didn't work.. But hey! I get to rub it's butt crack! :D" And then he started rubbing the paper frogs arsch and asked everyone else if they wanted to "Rub some of that fine frog-booty!". ._.
A little kid named Parker came up to me today and this is how it went: Parker:Hey Leah i have a gun in my backpack. Me:I know it's a fake one Parker. Parker:No it's real.I stahl, stola it from the police. Me:Congratulations!I think.
I was looking a picture of David Henrie pulling the halsband, kragen of his hemd, shirt down and duct tape on his mouth when my little brother says 'why do Du keep looking at that picture of David Henrie?' and I say 'cuz he's cute' then my little brother says 'if I do that will girls look at me and think I'm cute?' and I was like 'no probably not Jason' LOL
Well, I pulled an all-nighter with a friend last night [Whoop.Whoop:/]. But I mean, we're teens, we do these things all the time, but when this morning, after she went home, I got some breakfast. So it's like 8:30 a.m now, I go into my bett and don't wake up until 2:15. And I'm now exhausted...I don't do that....ever
This weird thing that happened to me today was that a little short fat man, about 4 ft 10, knocked on my door. when i answered it he was standing there holding out the biggest freakin Schokolade bunny i ever saw- it was nearly as big as him. the dude was wearing these enormous glasses and grinning but he only had, like, 2 teeth it was kinda disturbing in a funny way. so anyway, he says to me "Are Du Doreen? cos if Du are..." So i'm like WTF 'erm...' and he squints at me and then just shuffles off down my porch dragging the enormous Schokolade rabbit with him! and then he was gone just like that!
It was the worst case of mistaken identity ever xD my friend sagte i should call the cops rofl
(and just to let Du know, i'm NOT actually Doreen- that sounds like a grannys name and i dont even know anyone called it LOL xD)
I was playing a game of Zombies on Call of Duty: Black Ops, on a map with a giant mecha arm oder something which spins around sometimes. It struck a few zombies once and they just fell down real weird...
Does anyone know Garry's Mod? That's how it looked... real glitchy. xD
Well, I was rollerskating up a high hügel (don't ask me why xD) and suddenly there was a Zufällig bicycle pushing me in the back up there after which he passed me. I was like; o.O... alright, Hey thanks! :3
I wuz buying my best friend her b-day pressie when this five Jahr old boy came up to me and hit me with this mini sword and then gave me a hug and sagte see ya tomorrow at chuckys!!(chuckys is this play area)
Hmm, to me weird things are normal, so anyway maybe this? I was in one of my classes and I swear I heard this one boy say "you almost touched my weiner," so I started to tell my friend what I thought he'd sagte (loudly purposely cause I'm crude like that and I have a loud voice) anyway, several girls started laughing at me. oder when I was going into the girls bathroom and at the same time several preppy annoying girls started saying hi to me, literally each one repeating the last's words a few Sekunden after the other, it was very odd and annoying they sounded like little birds.
Nothing, since I'm on vacation, and I stayed at Home today. But I watched Magical Mystery Tour. It was good and bad at the same time. But it was the shortest movie I've ever watched. oder at least it seemed like it.