u never die a virgin cuz life alwayz fucks u in the end

life sucks and then Du die. Yeah, I should feel so lucky...

“Most people think life sucks, and then Du die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then Du get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, Du get a new dog, Du get remarried, Du owe ten million dollars in medical bills but Du work hard for thirty five years and Du pay it back and then one Tag Du have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, Du have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but Du go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then one Tag Du step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG Du get hit Von a city bus and then Du die. Maybe.”
- Denis Leary

Life's a bitch.

"God is cruel. Sometimes he makes Du live." - Stephen King


"Life can be a bitch. I just Zeigen it that I'm a bigger one." - Me :)

People don't die virgins. They are just returned without use.

I actually got something similair to Sapherequeen. Mine is: "Life's a bitch, so am I."

And then I also have one that I really like(and is kinda cheesy): "Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today."