What's the funniest thing Du ever heard?

I could think of hundreds of funny Zitate off the oben, nach oben of my head, but I'll just use one my biology teacher sagte explaining the creation theory he couldn't teach us (we're going to have to learn about evolution), "It involves seven days and someone really big."

Not what I heard, but rather what I read.

This was a Frage gepostet on the yahoo Antwort forum:
"What do Du think with rings in the nipples chest?"

I'm not trying to make fun of anyone, but this cracked me up.

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dont judge me... ;D

"I can't go to Pigfarts, it's on Mars. Du need a rocketship. Do Du have a rocketship? I bet Du do."

santa claus is real
hahahahahaha stupid