Whenever the Evil Green Fire-Breathing Unicorn is chasing you, the Good rosa Flower-Shooting Unicorn is always close by. They're twins, see, and they can't be too far apart, despite the fact that they're bitter enemies. So all Du gotta do is scream "PENGUINS CAN FLY" really loud as Du run, and then the Good Unicorn will be there in a matter of minutes. Du just gotta hold out until he comes, 'kay? And it'll be super awesome when he does come because he shoots fire-dousing Blumen out of his mouth, and they can defeat the the Evil Green Fire-Breathing Unicorn for a bit. Just for a bit, mind, so Du gotta keep running even after the Good rosa Flower-Shooting Unicorn comes.
Ignore the voices in your head, it's the Evil Green Fire-breathing Unicorn talking to you, trying to get Du to have a tee party with him! If he some how makes Du have a girly tee party with him, do not drink the tea. I repeat DO NOT DRINK THE TEA, oder else Du would be shooting Schmetterlinge out your butt for a week. But I did hear from the magical woodlen Elfen that the scones are okay. oder was it the jam... Well, one of those turnes Du into a one eye troll, so I suggest Du eat none. But wait here's a better idea, DON'T LISTEN TO THE VOICE.
Keep running until Du see a regenbogen made up of colours of Red, Blue and Yellow, once Du found it shout 'I Belive I Can Fly!' at the oben, nach oben of your voice until a crocodlie with red eyes, a scorpione tail on it's head and can walk on two legs appereas in a puff of cheese colourd smoke in front of you, he is friendly. He will take Du to safty.
the unicorn is alergic to pants so all u have 2 do is eat ur pants and keep running than once its "dead" from the fumes then u keep running b4 it eats your soul and about the voices in ur head m i would have that checked out Von a doctor. also if u say dont eat me to the unicorn it will take it as offense and get a whole football team of Einhörner to beat u up. take my adivise and u wiill be safe