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Wat r some good "Yo Mama" jokes?

 JB4E posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
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shadowsgirl252 said:
Yo Momma is so ugly that when she threw a boomarang it never came back
Yo Mommas breath stinks so bad that when she yawns her teeth duck
Yo Momma is so ugly that when she was born, the doctor slapped her mom and dad in the face.
Yo Momma is so short that when she jumped off the curb she commited suicide
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posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr 
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Yours are good!
danyzzz posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
Demi_Lovato1 said:
Yo Mama is so fat and yellow when she was walkin down the straße a group of kids sagte "Look the bus is here!"
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darkmintoutau said:
•Yo mama is so ugly when is goes to a bank
they turn off the cameras.
•Yo mama is so ugly when she went to a stripers club they paid her to keep her clothes on.
•Yo mama is so stupid when she goes Home she sit on the tv and watches the couch.
•Yo mama is so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
•Yo mama is so short Du can see her feet in her passport.
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DJ_Squeaky said:
Yo mama's so fat that when she's in the cinema she sits beside everybody.
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tokyogirl0093 said:
Yo Mama's so fat she sat on WalMart and lowered the prices.
Yo Mama's butt's so big that when she's walkin' down the straße it looks like 2 pigs fightin' over milkduds.
Yo Mama's so ugly the Pound wouldn't take her away.
Yo Mama's so ugly she needs 2 bags to cover her face.
Yo Mama's so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo Mama's so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and said, "Hey, where's my gumball?"

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posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr 
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LOL!!!
shadowsgirl252 posted Vor mehr als einem Jahr
zanesaaomgfan said:
(A rasisct one, but I'm not offended.)

Yo mama's so dark, when she steped outside, everyone said: "Nighttime already?"

Yo mama's so ugly, hobos look up to her.
yo Mama's so stupid, she sold her refridgerator for food.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sat on the t.v. to watch the couch.
Yo mama's so ugly, her make-up screamed.
(This is what some idiot used)
Yo mama's so big, she jumped off the bridge and came back up.

Yo mama is so hairy, Repunzel looks up to her.
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danyzzz said:
Yo mamma is so fat,I rolled over 3 times,and I was still on the bitch!
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