First Du spin around 68 times hop on one foot from toronto down to L.A. run as fast as Du can through the south and from there Du go to the nerest airport and get a ticket to some Zufällig airport in the middle of nowhere. At that point I always get lost.
1. Take a jumprope, and jump 123 times 2. Take the same jumprope, and twirl it in your hands 10 times per hand 3. Take a pac of tic tacs and shove ALL of them in your mouth at once 4. Eat a peice of Big Red gum with the tic tacs still in your mouth, then get Elmo to lick the wrapper, then stick it on your head (Big Red Challenge) 5. Spit out the tic tacs and gum on the floor, step on them, then put them in the freezer 6. Run outside and jump into the nearest Quelle of water (a little puddle counts) 7. Even if its not raining, while your in the water, start Singen "Singing in the Rain" 8. If anyone looks at Du weirdly, which they will, stalk them 9. Follow them at all times, and wherever Du are at exactly noon the Weiter day, Du will jump up and down saying "I'm goin' to Disney Land!!!" 200 times 10. Go exactly North of your position hopping on one foot (DON'T SWITCH FEET), and the first person Du see after 50 steps, go up to them and hug them, run away, go West 100 yards while skipping 11. Once Du have done that, go to a preschool nearest you 12. Even if the door is unlocked, crawl in a window oder use another entrance 13. Walk around until Du find a Sesame straße product, and hit yourself in the head with it 14. Do this constantly until someone asks what your doing, then throw it at them and say "The Cookie Monster wont let me in!" 15. Find Robert Pattinson, walk up to him, and kick him in the shin, then run away screaming "He's after me lucky charms!" 16. Find a computer, and track down Elmo's Twitter profile 17. Contact him and ask him how he gets to Sesame Street 18. When he doesn't reply, which he won't, (Elmo thinks your weird after Step #4) contact Big Bird 19. When HE doesn't reply, find his house outside of Sesame Street 20. Wait until the Weiter day, and as soon as he's leaving for Sesame Street, jump on his back and demand for him to take you 21. When he says NO, knock him out and steal the map to Sesame Street 22. Buy a Big Bird suit at your local costume store, tell the cashier its for a birthday party 23. Follow the map to Sesame Street 24. When big bird shows up confused, promptly scream "IMPOSTER!" at the oben, nach oben of your lungs 25. Call 911 and have the REAL Big Bird arrested and sent to prison 26. Live the rest of your life in Sesame Street, and live happily ever after
first: Intarigate Elmo, tell him that Du know what he does with Erny and that it's sick, and threaten to blackmail him. He'll eventually tell you, but he may lie, that's why after that, Du must beat him at poker, BR CAREFUL! that little sucker is a whiz as it, one word: CHEAT!
Du spin aroun 4895709873098 times then Du buy a hamburber and count EVERY indevitial sesame seed and put them in a pile Weiter to Du once yove writen down how many Du spin around that many times the opisite way then kick all of the sesame seeds and try to find them all if Du found all of them it will take Du to Sesame street...Its true ^-^
1. get out of your house 2. Go to the nearest airport 3. Tell them [an employee.. idk if i spelt that right.. ._.] these exsact words "The moment of bubbles colored magestic Einhörner have some cheesy nachos and the money has 5000 bucks in it, with some bows." If Du messed that up go to another employee and say it correctly. 4. The employee is gona take Du downstairs to a basement, and they're gona leave Du there. 5. Wait 78 Sekunden and scream "KILL THE BLODDY RED HEAD!" 6. Doors will open, walk in them. 7. You're gona see a beautiful land, and You're gona see an old man. Ask him for directions for sesame street. 8. He's guna tell Du go left then go straight til Du see your 5th right, at your 5th right go left. Now what you're gona do is  Get a weapon, kill the man and get the bottle Weiter to him and put the blood in it 10. Go to the directions the he told Du to go. 11. Big bird will be there, he'll say "why?" Tell him "Yhw" [make sure Du say it correctly] 12. He'll then fly Du to sesame street.