tell me ur funny joke and i will give u a Requisiten and be ur fan.. have fun, oh it cant have mean stuff in it...

a blond having a bad Tag walk into the bathroom with a pencil in one hand and a tampon in the other, when she's finished she says where did my pencil go??

Once there were 2 zebras,one zebra asks the other: "am i white with black stripes,or black with white stripes?
The other Antworten "ask God"
That night before the first zebra went to bed, he prayed.God replied..."You are what Du are"
The zebra was confused Von this & the Weiter Tag he asked the secound zebra what it ment.the secound zebra replied..."I guess Du are white with black stripes,otherwise god would have said,'yo is what yo is'.".......sorry its a little mean...

ok. a man ran into another man and thought it was a woman and sagte Hey your very cute and the other man sagte help me hlep me.....then came the cops and there was a woman cop and the man sagte so how are Du man and she sagte give me the cuffs......

A brunette asks a blonde, "what's the capital of Texas?" the blonde answers, "t"

What do Du call a crying dog...a chawahwah!!!

What do Du call a patatoe in paris...a frech frie!!!

What do Du call a maulwurf in water...moley water!!!

1.why is water wet? because sea weed

2.how do Du wake up lady gaga? poke her face